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Miss of our season, Bissouma. (Not THE season, there's other candidates). Big shame. He was so quick to react, but poor to miss the target.

1-1 Ings. Lamptey caught out. Its been coming.

how did that not go in??

Lovely tackle! I have been whooshed, haven't I?

Selfish bustard that I am, but another goal would be useful

Close from Ings, but it was offside. Warning signs.

Very solid start. Vintage Murray for the flick, sharp finish Maupay.

A good day for goalline technology to turn up

Hoops must be tossing a coin.

Plucky having a decent go at this.

VAR is so discredited now it's just a random process that generates an answer Y or N. No rhyme or reason.

I don't think I've heard of that particular racial slur. Bloody hard to keep up, isn't it.

I think we're going to be fine. But I thought Leicester's implosion at Bournemouth was inexplicable. You could tell Brendan Rogers thought the same. So we can't rule out some very bizarre results as we head to the end of this season. Some teams are clearly shot, physically and mentally, and...

and if it doesn't work with the Amex, I'll give Priory Lane a go. And so on.

Desperate to see a match live; will keep renewing until somebody says its not possible. The telly box is better than nothing, but only just.

I'll see your Status Quo and raise you

A steward's inquiry? Maybe. I wouldn't bet on the PL at present, with the unguessable VAR and some very questionable performances.

As much as the media talk up the hunt for European places, its very clear this weekend that it's not much of an incentive this season. Leicester a joke today, see slso Chelsea yesterday.

Yes. It's in our hands (gulp)

unreliable ****ers