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  1. Knocky's Nose

    Seagulls!

    A whole battalion of thieving shit machines. A sight to behold. :salute:
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    [Misc] How Many Cars From The 1970's Can You Name?

    So you've got dark brown spots all over, have real trouble getting going in the morning, wallow around like a pissed walrus, and only appeal to old people? ???
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    [Misc] How Many Cars From The 1970's Can You Name?

    On our council estate there were four cars on the whole road in the 70's - and it was about 180 houses long! (It was a very poor area) My Dad had a Capri, resprayed in the JPS colours, Bert Doletski over the road had a cobalt blue Princess, a bloke further down the road had a Cortina as a...
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    [Football] Scottish Football

    Growing up, my Manchester based family and everyone around them were "United as your English Team, Celtic as your Scottish Team" but I have no idea why... Never paid much attention to the MTL, and even less so now that it's one 7 foot tall muscle-monkey in the ring with a load of pygmy...
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    [Misc] How Many Cars From The 1970's Can You Name?

    11 out of 12. Got the trick question wrong as the rear end of the beige car looked a lot like the Jap version.
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    [Albion] Potter move signals Brighton's exciting change of direction

    This. The one thing I wouldn't stop bleating about last season, and one thing which was never addressed by CH. Got the ball? Yes? Okay, now run into a safe space where you can pass it to someones feet - who will be mugged immediately and lose it, then we all run backwards again. If not, try...
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    [Albion] Potter move signals Brighton's exciting change of direction

    Biss shows flashes of real talent, then swathes of laziness - so I think that's a fair call. He needs an arm round him, and a boot up the arse.
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    [Albion] Stats email from club

    It's only marginally higher than the amount of managers we had. ??? I was down for '1 Away Game' - so they've classed Wembley as an away, which is fair comment. Only missed 1 home game, due to not being in the UK at the time. I'd like to see a comedy version... 12 Referees were 'W@nkers" 9...
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    [Albion] When does (did) the football season end for you?

    Last game of the season at the Amex for me. I'll watch the CL Final, but only out of morbid interest and to get my football fix. I can't wait for the new season already!! I may even bring my own flag and clackers, and sing opera to myself before kick off at the first game of the season. :D
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    [Albion] Happy scousers, sad scousers...

    I just wish we could have held on for more than 80 seconds. City are ruthless and clinical. Twice they've slapped us on the arse now. Once when we were all wide eyed and open mouthed after running out of the tunnel at Wembley, then again this time - when the team were all looking at each...
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    [Other Sport] Is darts actually a sport ?

    You're quite right. I always wondered why people looked at me funny when I said "anyone fancy a sport, whilst twizzling an Adidas Tango on my pointy finger.." :lolol: Anyway - why don't we all agree that if it's a sport, it requires a level of fitness in order to compete. If it's a game, it...
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    [Other Sport] Is darts actually a sport ?

    So could bar skittles be a 'sport'? Could those arcade 'grab a teddy' machines become a 'sport'? Darts is a game. That's why they say 'fancy a game of darts?' !!
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    [Drinking] Dry January [and beyond...]

    Eat the kids? You'll save lots of pounds, even if you don't lose any!! ???
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    [Misc] Goodbye Old Friend

    Can't begin to think what you're feeling fella. Our dog is 12 and getting creaky now and I know the day this happens will be a very dark one. He's clearly had the best life he could, and I'm sure if he could talk he'd tell you this himself. Be happy he's had a great time on this earth, and so...
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    [Drinking] Dry January [and beyond...]

    I did 3 months without a drop of alcohol, then thought I could just dip in and out - so had the odd night with a couple of beers. Then, the odd night became a few nights a week, which became 5 nights a week - and I'm now back where I was before I started. So, now I've learnt once and for all...
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    [Albion] Fallout from Hughton sacking: notice we've suddenly become hated and ridiculed by neutrals

    I saw this sign on the recruitment office door with a very dejected looking Labrador walking away. It's true, I tell you...
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    [Albion] Fallout from Hughton sacking: notice we've suddenly become hated and ridiculed by neutrals

    I think it's mean that Sky Sports gave Potter some 'Yoda Ears' myself... Disrespectful. ??? Apart from that, the trolls commenting have probably only ever read news clippings and see 3 minutes of game highlights on MoTD before nodding off with a beer in their hand - so they're not really...
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    [Football] Meanwhile Where Is Mr Hughton?

    He should do what he does best. Take a Championship club and make them Premier League. That's a gift, a talent, and any Championship club with ambition should be knocking at his door - loudly. I also think, with respect to the man, that he shouldn't quite think of himself as a Pep Guardiola...
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    [Albion] Graham Potter joins on four-year deal

    .. or 'Gwandpa' ? ???
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    [Albion] Potter Out!

    We need a name change to Aardvark FK

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