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Gary Sprake 1967 against Liverpool.

Margaret Thatcher? (it makes me feel sick to type that)

I wish I had enough hair left to need this.

I would have picked Labour if the party now using that name were not Conservative clones, so I really don't know. If, by some miracle, they became the real Labour party again then that would be my vote sorted.

Sir Robert "Bobby" Charlton, CBE

Well, you've had enough practice.

At least SJLM won't have to change his location.

Live stream :- http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-online-tv.php?w=mwb67 or http://www.justin.tv/yoursports2

People, please remember that it is not nice to mock the afflicted. But in this case - Deductions you are a complete pillock.

At least Dedeuctions gets an award.

He should be back soon, i've sent his (updated) taxi for him.

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So thats Leeds buggered for next seasons transfer funds then.

Man goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's...

With the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100. They must stay in the same order. You can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Remember, they have to stay in the same order !!!

Turn any one switch to the "on" position for 5 minutes, then turn that switch "off". Quickly turn any other switch to the "on" position and go round the corner. Feel the two lights that are "off". One of them will be "hot" because is was "on" for 5 minutes. Obviously the "hot" bulb is controlled...

If you were a true Brightonian you would know that it is 'The Royal Pavilion'(one letter l not two). I assume you are a member of 'The Friends of the Royal Pavilion, Art Gallery & Museums' as you have free admission. The rest of us only get a 50% discount. Admission Charges Brighton & Hove...

May I suggest the letters P I (Pompous Idiot).

What are 'high teeth'? Perhaps they are something only those from BN1 possess as we mere mortals have to make do with EYE TEETH.