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I’ll teach his kids German for free if it persuades him to stick around.

How very sad. A nice and clearly very popular guy. Having people agree that you were great is a lovely legacy to leave behind. RIP.

Maybe she’s just been through a major relationship break-up? So the poor girl has nothing else to do all day except sit at home and contemplate her huge love split. (somewhere up in heaven Barry Cryer just gave a thumbs up)

High Noon is simply one of the greatest films ever made, let alone westerns. Brilliant plot, brilliant acting. Love that film.

Good to see PIGford’s sulky little face as he mopes about on the floor. Really did look like he was going to cry. The twat.

Did his mum sit on it?

Hijos di putas

Fine, fine words. Don’t know who said them to the Times recently but they must obviously be someone completely different to the raging hypocrite who spent most of yesterday’s game sprinting the length of the touch line, stopping only angrily to berate the fourth official. It’s actually pretty...

Is there any footage of the handbags at full time? It looked like RDZ was enjoying a frank exchange of views with someone on the pitch after the final whistle. No I’m not expecting it to turn up on the official club “socials”, sadly.

As I’ve often said, talk to people who have actually done it and any idea that it’s some magic cure-all to instill some much needed discipline etc soon fades. Unsurprisingly. My old man did it: chatted up the birds, hung around having tremendous fun playing music and drinking beer in pubs in...

Lovely ball that. That’s quite an impressive NOSE on young Bashir. He wouldn’t move about much in a wind tunnel.

Jimmy strikes! Still got it.

Where can you get the best scallopine Milanese in Rome?

“Can we play Marseille again?” is now officially the new “when are the fixtures out?” It’s official. I have decided.

As has been said Freiburg is a decent drive away from Calais or Dieppe. Perfectly do-able.

It’s all going on in Baku! Drama

Get the cake slice back out! Make room for yet another cuckoo clock! We’re off to the Schwarzwald! (Possibly)

This show on TNT where they’re flicking between all the highlights at different games is just fantastic. Why was there no one at Ghent? Why do Bodø/Glimt play at a Subbuteo ground? Great stuff.