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Maybe they’ll start unravelling Brexit closer to the next general election, as a shamelessly popular appeal to the electorate. Imagine the irony of that.

As a US citizen I submitted my postal vote today. Won’t make a blind bit of difference in the state where I vote but if the orange loon wins at least I know I did my little bit.

Brexit is taboo because the fact that the bigoted and xenophobic views which drove it are so widespread is also a huge taboo. IMHO. Hard to tackle that when the whole shitfest was driven by a huge percentage of the people who have just voted you in. Otherwise: competent sensible...

Exactly the same here. Which makes his weird semi-divine cult status amongst some all the more baffling (but not unamusing at times). I think he’s real “but the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes” stuff and thought long that before Chelsea called him up. And now he’s clearly been found out.

Que conio

Definitely a morning person

Standards of NSC posters sadly lacking

Sackcloth and ashes and self-flagellation, obviously.

I’m not saying he didn’t balls up badly today, of course he did. But anyone catching a glimpse of his sheer despair at the final whistle - punching the ground etc - won’t have any doubt that he knows only too well he dropped a big old bollock on a big stage. I think some of the pitchforks and...

Lamptey, to Ferguson, lovely goal. Two terrific and popular players combining like that, it was a magic moment (if not exactly for very long…).

That’s awful. As the sagely Frank Skinner said “I love being in Wolverhampton. It’s the only place where I feel fashionable.”

Good to see both the Norfolk Seagulls and the masonic lodge of UEA Seagulls past and future doing well, the latter group including myself and the legend that is Tooting of this parish. Love Norfolk still, just don’t tell everyone just how lovely it is; it’ll push the house prices up.

What’s wrong with being sexy?

Did a surprisingly high percentage of them jump up to let them in? Then do everything they asked them to? #topicalhumour

SEA (clapclap, clapclap) GULLS SEA (clapclap, clapclap) GULLS With the words uttered in a low, slightly menacing tone.

“And does it smell? Like farkin’ hell. Over THERE”. I used to love that.

They’re desperate but not that desperate.

It’s actually quite sweet that this much-gobbed about “rivalry” is so pitifully one sided: Germany’s main rivals are those perma losing disputatious clowns clad in orange. Germany love playing England: it’s seen as a time-honoured classic international fixture against the undisputed home country...

The most important question is: does he still have his widely rumoured sex dungeon?

That’s showbiz!