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did she say she was a teacher?

d wing, strangeways

nick knowles is in need of some DIY SOS!

or when i played at anfield against suarez/gerrard/carragher or whoever shirt you got. some people never get the chance

cos they are a memento of the day and they'll be worth a few quid in a few years time

you should have dropped your trousers and pants and scuttled your bum on her lap the way a dog does when it gets an itchy arse. all the while shouting "ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM, MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY I'LL DO THIS TIL YOU SCREAM" then ask her which kid is her...

ice magic birds eye beefburger ads

bazooka joe's petroccelli christopher lillicrap stretch armstrong waffle trousers sweet tobacco mojo's patrick boots aluminium studs horse linament

going conkering. being able to chuck a big f*** off stick up the tree. part of the fun was trying to avoid getting hit on its descent

proper saturday night telly. none of that shit thats on nowadays. presenters and stars with real talent

car seats smelling of real leather and petrol

finding a proper dirty mag in someones camp over the woods/park

monkey boots

pacers. the green and white sweets. and spangles - kids of today have never experienced cutting the roof of their mouths to shreds with these

having to get up to change the channel on the telly. I was the remote control in our house!

'why dont you?' in the school hols

titus bramble? :whistle:

tell them to stick their corned beef up their f***ing arses!!

send a nuclear sub over there and sink another boat. show em we aint gonna be mucked about