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Pro players, I suppose, can do what they like. After all, it's their career and they (and their club) are the ones that will have to do battle with insurance companies surrounding contributory negligence if they get their shin snapped wearing a pair of those pointless affectations, designed to...

“The winner of ‘Best Victoria Sponge Cake’ will now take place after the raffle grand draw.”

I’m rooting for you and your family @US Seagull. Reading this thread has brought a lot of things into their rightful perspective and made me, for one, realise just how much I take for granted each day and how much needless energy I expend on the inconsequential and trivial things. I’m going to...

:lolol: Please tell me that is an actual thing? "You're tuned into the BIG, BIG sound of Ashdown Radio... Broadcasting across Fairwarp, Nutley, Fletching, Heron's Ghyll, Cackle Street and Coleman's Hatch."

Genuine lol here for that. (A rare commodity on January 4th).

:shrug: Maybe he's a dentist or a surgeon or something? Or bomb disposal?

Not sure what that is about? Spurs had 3 'legitimate' shots on target from which they scored twice, plus they had two goals disallowed and they hit the post. In 45 minutes.

Two clubs playing a tie for a place in the next round of a competition both are desperate not to be involved in this year. It could be quite fun.

Getting it stocked in our own club shop would be a good f***ing start

Alternatively, he’ll spend two hundred grand on kebabs.

Must have been particularly blowy that day, what with Barrow being on the opposite side of the country from the North Sea.

She a big rugby fan?

Upon leaving Mr Lloyd Webber’s home, the priest, visibly shaken, said, “I don’t scare easily; but as God is my witness, that was truly one of the most hideous things I’ve ever seen. Happily though, no sign of the poltergeist.”

Especially if they invite Neal Maupay to play

I feel sorry for the poltergeist

When I was a kid, I used to like those ‘Star Player’ profiles in magazines like Shoot. Favourite pre-match meal Steak and chips Favourite drink Lager Favourite music Fleetwood Mac and The Eagles The only thing that was different each week was the name of the player

Oi! Point of Order: I was at home last night, re-waxing my Barbour* *NOT a euphemism

Nailed on for second place in 2024 SPOTY! Get on large!

Like when they beat Arsenal at the Emirates last Thursday? That kind of boring defensive shite EVERY week.

We get to play @Bozza ‘s “2 points gained or 2 points dropped?” game. Again.