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Probably a sending off offence. Yellow at best.

Someone in the Hammers recruitment department is up for a monumental bollocking. Meanwhile, Kev Phiilips, a 37-year old forklift truck driver and veteran North West Counties league stopper still can't quite believe his £7m loan move from Droylsden FC to West Ham United.

An alternative to all this faffing around and checking age-bands / upgrades etc is for your friend to undergo facial reconstruction surgery so that he looks like you. (A quick look on Google suggests this can be obtained for around $353,000). Bare in mind that apparently the healing process can...

Lazy :nono:

Not sure what’s going on with the NSC algorithms but I’m currently being served an ad for a 28 day work out challenge featuring a picture of @Easy 10 ???

Europe for the last 3 seasons, including winning a trophy. Recently beat Arsenal away, Man Utd and Spurs. 6th in the PL. I reckon most West Ham fans would be happy with what they are watching.

As too much time has now elapsed to identify the culprit(s) and bring them to justice, it has been deemed that @Poojah was most likely involved somewhere along the line and accordingly has been banned with immediate effect.

Possibly somewhere that Gary O'Neil knows / likes from his time at Bournemouth.

PBOBE blows his cover with his first post :facepalm:

Adult coaches of Sunday football kids’ teams bullying a 14 year old? What sad, little, inadequate men they must be.

Ivan Toney doesn’t strike me as the first person I’d ask if I was looking for clarity regarding the Laws of Association Football.

So next time Brentford are awarded a penalty I’m guessing he’s allowed to re-mark the penalty spot if he doesn’t much like where it is?

It’s worse than that I’m afraid. My EV’s seats are upholstered with VEGAN leather.

Radiohead Blur Glyphosate Weed Killer

We’re talking three-quarter length combat shorts, aren’t we?

Going on walks in some of our beautiful countryside then choosing to festoon the hedgerows and trees with neatly tied plastic bags of dog shit. Thanks for that. (Although I appreciate that is the preserve of certain members of the dog-owning community, rather than the population at large).

Voting Ant and Dec the best tv presenters for 22 years running - including the year when Ant did no tv presenting following his road traffic accident whilst more than two times over the drink-drive limit. That’s what we’re dealing with here.

It happens. Had the cold weather affected the Space Hopper at all?

I genuinely didn't realise they did tours of Selhurst Park. I mean - honestly, just what is the point? If people are that desperate to experience the inside of a portacabin that two dozen sweaty men get showered and changed in once every two weeks, you may as well ask Balfour Beatty if you can...

I have the AWD but have yet to drive it in snow. Will report back if / when I do. Driving in snow is generally something I try to avoid where possible as I live in a pretty remote location, accessed by narrow lanes that never get gritted. Even if you get out, there's never any guarantee of...