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Just driven home along A27 from Brighton to Shoreham, my windscreen is an absolute mess.

What a good place to be

Philately will get you nowhere

North BN43 has some very happy seagulls right now

One of my favourite bits of trivia, Gary Numan is about 2 weeks older than Gary Oldman

I met them once, and touched their bum. Turns out they're not so amenable to it as their song suggested.

I saw one incident like that, as would seem curiosity got the better of the gentleman involved, who decided to poke his finger through it.

Paul Barber handed me a Lucozade Sport during the 2015 Brighton Marathon, whilst manning one of the drink stations. Didn't even want it, just wanted to casually say "Thanks Paul". Threw it away 30 yards down the road.

Grand Piano Reed and Pipe Organ Glockenspiel

Isn't that the theme tune to Are You Being Served?

To be fair to Big Sam, his Leeds career was four times longer than his England career

Vulvas, I'd forgotten that. He said it several times and I've no idea how the interviewer kept a straight face.

Asics for running shoes. Got me through a marathon I never thought I'd finish.

Only when we had yet another effing school trip to Fishbourne

Would be mote impressed if it said "Romanes eunt domus"

We've got a few South American countries covered, but we need some Boys from Brazil.

There's clearly been a fight, they're black and blue.

He does have extraordinairily blue trousers, doesn’t he, our Mr B?

I felt a very similar feeling to when GOSBTS played for the first time at the first Amex game in 2011. Just a sense of, wow, we did it.

TOTP on BBC4 tonight is from 19 May 1983, Simon Bates just had a really awkward chat with Gordon Smith and Jimmy Case, with Perry Digweed and Chris Ramsay.