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I'm sure we once had a sweeper called Heimlich Manhoover.

An interesting point. Why do they ride outside France?

I had a similar rejection when I applied for the post of Sun Page Three Nipple Erector.

I hope you've wiped him down.

If we have already ordered Sammy's kit we would need to consider Ronnie Corbett.

I expect Little Sammy will turn out to be the victim in all of this because the club offered him a Wendy house and anticipate a full government enquiry.

All this fannying about. They could have sold thousands by now and could have paid for Ward.

Hiney switches allegiance to USA.

Who won?

Frying pan or kitchen grill for me. Why would anyone want to eat food covered with speckles of ash. Might as well roll a chicken drumstick in an ashtray and fry it.

I think he should be forced to become a vegetarian before he's allowed on the pitch again.

More chance of my wife having one of those than England winning something.

With English players making up less than one third of Premier League teams the chances of building a world class national team seem quite limited. This and the lack of players progressing from U21 to senior level reduce the chances of finding quality international players. I heard that seven of...

It's an outrage that you didn't use your highly tuned journalistic instincts to introduce yourself and ask him a few pertinent questions before posting your whereabouts.

Have we signed anyone yet?

How can you be looking forward to more torture??

740 million people in Europe - 12 teams 1.1 billion people in Africa - 5 teams

He also follows Bill Clinton & Donald Trump