I'm well aware that Burgess Hill is not the most desired place to live in, but I like it.
And at least I didn't have to sponge of my Wife's parents to afford to live here.
More than one actually big boy.
After the first season they turned to shit, and have remained so judging by the few I've had since.
But hey, the fact you can't help getting a boner on about piglets doesn't cloud your judgement at all.
Actually, having read your post again I take umbrage at it, and you.
How dare you presume, and that's what you did, that I had counted the money within before deciding what to do with it.
Don't judge people by your own standards.
Same thing happened to me when an old girl walked off without taking her cash, called after her but before she got back to the ATM it sucked the money back in, she then proceeded to have a right go at me for letting it happen.
The Burgess Hill plod were going to contact Gatwick plod to let them know.
And if it isn't claimed it will go in my pocket not Mays. They actually gave me the choice of claiming it myself or the money going into Sussex police, I chose me.
That's what I did actually, having just got off my first ever long haul flight and not slept for 30 hours was desperate to get home, tried to give it to a fella at the cab place outside the terminal who flatly refused just as my cab showed up.
Ended up taking it with me and gave it to Burgess...