We are a Premier League club that played Arsenal away without one striker available and the stand-in striker that we used that day is now crocked. We need to throw some f#cking money at a striker.
Check my bank balance, have a glass of champagne with my lovely wife, and then phone everyone I know and tell them 'You are not going to believe this, but Brighton are playing Chelsea on Saturday and I'm the f***ing manager! ' Then I would get to work and whack on Fifa18 to decide my tactics.
I don't think they could handle the ear-splitting noise from the packed, legendary North Stand of old. Few away fans would dare take to liberties on our patch and those that did would only try it once. Did I mention I'm ex SAS?
We were playing a team that hadn't won in twenty games. Our current away tactics aren't working. When do you suggest the time will be for 'having a go', never? Obviously nobody would be happy if we lost by seven, but that isn't likely to happen every time we play a bit offensively, especially...