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Asking for a friend obviously.

During a recent in depth drunken conversation one of our number, who will remain nameless, was going on about how beautiful his Nan was, or at least used to be. Now as these conversations go, we were soon into the realms of would you? Which brings me to the question, if you would, would it...

Roll up, roll up, get your anger and outrage out here.

What number in the queue can I have to stick the boot in to BG?

Pub darts.

Neil, Neil, orange peel, when will I see you again.

I'm sure I read somewhere that before George was offered the grill gig Hulk Hogan turned it down

Stop being a cock,

Use mine for everything that I would normally have fried, except steak, steak must only ever be done in a grillpan

Bloody fantastic things are George Foreman grills.

Don't do drugs kids.

Hippo Would squash any of the others. Apart from the Orca, but the Orca is soft as shite.

I like Wallace. He's just a barrow boy done good. As for his past, that's what it is, his past.

Yeah saw all that going on, you still up there? As for me, dunno, but it wasn't a heart attack, which is nice.

Having spent all day today in the PRH A&E Dept I would like to convey my utter gratitude and respect to the people who work in this most wonderful of institutions. They are quite simply special. X

Am I missing something here? Who are the long term posters Naylor is talking about, because I can't seem to see any.

If nobody has seconded the Cape Buffalo I will.

Who'd do this on national TV?

Bournemouth without a doubt.