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"This queue's a bit short.."

Does anyone know if these poor unfortunates who just happened to take a wrong turn down Priory Lane, thought they'd arrived home, found their keys wouldn't fit the locks, broke in, realised they didn't actually have a large, long bar in their home, and left with a case of beer so the poor barman...

Michael Owen - £135. Play it on repeat and you'll be asleep in under 3 minutes. A pretty cheap cure for insomniacs out there. Oh, and £600 gets you George Foreman.. I'd want him to come round my house and grill me a bloody fillet steak for that!! :ohmy:

One thing I'd like to ask, and I have no agenda here... How many people, when Megan got pregnant, wondered how dark or light (or ginger) the baby would be when it was born? I know a couple of mixed-race couples who had children together, and it was something they actually spoke about between...

What an absolute weapons grade bell end this man is.. He represents just about every element of the term 'opinionated old *******' I bet he has a picture of Nigel Farage on his bedside cabinet.

I voted Linda Lusardi as I was a teenage boy at the height of her baps-out fame. As for the above post, surely the account has been hacked? Or do we call it password burgerlary.. :facepalm:

Agreed.

I swear I've seen these three wandering around the South Harbour (EB) quite a lot. There's also been a spate of thefts from vehicles round here, too. Hope they catch the little scrotes, and the girl should know better than to hang around with feckless cockwombles.

Pukki seems to me to be in that "Twilight Zone" where a player is too good for the Championship, but not good enough for the Prem.

As long as she's decent looking and no more than 10 stone, I'm in.

My life has been like the classic '4-3' Liverpool v Newcastle game... I've taken chances, I've squandered chances, I've made wrong decisions and right ones, and I've been ahead and behind more times than I can remember. Currently 4-3 up and have 11 men behind the ball furiously protecting my...

Tell them the Bingo is back on in 5 minutes? ???

I wouldn't even call it a posh frock... Riddled with problems, usually expensive. I'd rather have an actual Mondeo, then at least the parts prices aren't a piss take.

That's down to the economy and general feeling.. Colours can often reflect the mood of the nation, and when times are hard it's all about being discrete - hence the general choice of muted colours on expensive cars. The last big shift in colour choice was the 1980's, when the economy was...

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Manfred They

The correct answer. We are all different, have different budgets, needs and wants from a car, and we all do different mileages. When business was great, I leased cars. I got a brand new BMW 7-Series LWB for £399 + VAT per month (albeit in 2013) which had a list price of £70,000 with the...

I've never suffered much apart from the usual 'ups and downs' of life in general - but the more this goes on, the lower I feel. Just booked a lovely holiday to the US in August. Even as I was booking it with a very excited Mrs KN I'd already resigned myself to it being cancelled. I think that...

Genius! :lolol:

He must have spent ages in make up over the years getting whitened up! ???