Well quite. I appreciated the work that you put in. It scans and rhymes.
And to his credit, he's provided you with the first line of your next effort.
There's no need to feel down. ;)
"It was painfully obvious from the start that Potter was not the right fit. In fact, he was so obviously the wrong fit it was tempting to squint in search of some brilliant masterplan just out of sight, because this couldn’t be serous, could it?
Here we had the ultimate slow-burn process...
Far too big a job for him as it's proved. 4 league wins in the last 19 games was never going to be good enough.
Too many players, too many formations, no continuity, no stability.
Surprised he made it into April - he should've gone months ago.
Deserved and inevitable.
Any club could currently buy their way into the WSL top 5 and Europe if top 3 with a couple of million invested on the pitch.
A world record bid of £400k was enough for Barcelona to buy Lioness Keira Walsh in September 2022.
We're not talking mega money here. But then again, it's not my money!
Dillian Whyte on BBC Radio 5 Live
"Joshua has lost all his aggression and killer instincts. The ability is still there, the boxing is still there – he looks the part.
But every time Franklin shaped up like he was going to hit him, he hesitated. I’ve never seen him like that, he’s a bit...
A workmanlike performance, but nowhere near enough to convince that he's anywhere near the level needed.
He needed an explosive finish. We only got that after the final bell.
Pretty much zero analysis tonight on either side, but more just a focus on the stats and xG.
Oh and Richards saying that he's 'man enough' to admit that he was wrong in calling Brentford an average side.
It's not about you, Micah.
Graham Potter, speaking to BBC MOTD:
"The most important number is the one that goes against us. We have to do better."
"In terms of the game, you can see the players gave everything, they took on the responsibility, they tried, they had lots of entries into the box and shots and attacks."...
Couldn't have faced another sucker punch like Fulham at home.
If you can't beat the teams around you, make sure you don't lose to them.
We're a point better off and a place higher than we were at the start of the day.
Could've been better, but having come back 3 times, it feels like a point...