Amid all this speculation and the snowball myths, my favourite moments are the players who are being 'monitored'
I get the image of a brown coated, trilby hated, club scout following them round Waitrose. They're not playing football so the scouts must be in the neighbours bushes with binoculars...
The upside is that solid batting on a docile track could raise Sussex 500+. The downside is that it's a Lords flat top and well have to bowl really well to take 20 wickets. The match against Glamorgan in the early season produced two totals of 600+
Anyone making the journey tomorrow, looks like the best route is the direct to London Bridge and the Jubilee line direct to St John's Wood. Should be a good day for it.
I still haven't decided who I'm writing on my ballot paper. At the moment it's a toss up between Paula Vennells (who would make an excellent politician) and Larry the Cat.
I thought someone had started a new thread about another potential manager creeping up the betting.
Maybe we should club £500 quid together and see Twitter explode when he becomes favourite