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I knew an old chap that suffered for years with uncontrollable bowel movements. He was given a tap on the bum in 1988 and he'd never been happier.

I know, what a sexist c***.

F#king Palace 'higher' than us again.:rant:

Now there's a woman that more than likely produced battery acid from her odious tits when breastfeeding her own kids.(and I think the other one is Jo Brand.)

Horrible, unfunny thing to say. She's got by on her good looks for far too long.

Alan Biley :facepalm: LuaLua

I'm not sure about that, but it's a shame you lost your job for it. :wink:

Netflix

The first time swearing ever shocked me, was when my brother used the phrase 'Mother Fu**er'. I can't remember my age, but I was under ten. I blame all the VHS American films that we had just been introduced to. It's not a phrase I used a lot myself until I signed up to NSC. Now I use it most days.

Somebody reported a Zombie Apocalypse. Apparently they'd never been to Durrington before.

Made in England.:lolol:

Is it true that Morrissey is his warm up act?

I am surprised and saddened that many on here still talk about women's football in such a disparaging way. It may not yet be at the standard of the men's game, but on the plus side, when they run and jump about you can see their BOOBS wobble.

I thought we'd re-signed Paddy McCourt.

That was way back in 2018. The've changed their hairstyles since then so it's all fine and forgotten.

Meghan can lick mine. (and you had first choice!)

Maybe he is right. She could well be an absolute ****. He's so stupid, yet he is President of the United States, you bunch of snivelling, snarling, good for nothing lefty slags. :kiss:

Fiddly plasters with about 1mm of folded back backing paper that you are supposed to grasp gently whilst your blood is pissing out everywhere.

I think it's a disgusting case of exploitation. If they want paying extra, they shouldn't wear a skirt at all.