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Why not use matchsticks?

Keepkeepkeep.

Too easy... Too. Easy.

I'd give the authorities access to anything of mine that they wanted, if I could be sure that they used it for the right things. e.g. m45turbation, fraud and notice boards with daft photos on. Apart from that they should stay ill-informed, unaware, blind, unable to anticipate attacks, and...

There's on-ly ONE... Chris O'Grady!

Friday night would normally be a bottle of red in front of the TV but tonight, just to celebrate a pretty stressful and demanding week, I'm watching TV with a bottle of red. Plus ca change.

Or get the train directly to Charlton from Victoria (or Blackfriars) and drink in a pub near the ground and avoid the bleeding bus.

Kids Will Be Skeletons, by Mogwai (who I think John Peel described as the last real punk band... or was it Keith Cameron!). The title says it all - we all die, and the music is emotionally haunting, to me.

Any tips on who to ponce a lift from?

We can't be playing Arsenal - they're in the Premiership.

#jinkleft #cutright #shoot

I see that and I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that a woman who's having her period should be kept outside the city walls. What other conclusion could you draw?

Two words; well, one. Strongbow.

Skybet currently have us at 6/1 to finish in the top half of the table. Too good a price to miss? Well yes... yes it is.

Oh... 8ollocks.

Best news in all of this is the shifting round of the away fans into the Family Stand, i.e. home fans get to be behind the goal in the South.

Can anyone recommend pubs for the Arsenal fans? Being a North London resident I know a few of them but I'm not sure where to recommend.

62, tops.

Hence the "New flag for Christmas, he got a new flag for Christmas" chants. By my count it was somewhere between three and seventy seven.

Don't think about what you SHOULD do, think about what you WANT to do.