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On paper, and tbh,seeing as you haven't even gone to the effort of finding out how much damage or what injuries you left this guy with out of concern for him or yourself, letters from german courts seem to have been ignored and you seem to have just laughed it off. I don't like to think of...

Yep, lawyer the shit out of this. The "victim" has brain damage so you'll need to shield yourself against a civil case too. In all seriousness, good luck, hope you get away with it.

Oh, regarding your witness: The Hun hate septics, regarding them as ignorant, sex crazed bullies with no manners, and a rep for not being able to hold their liquor.

One of the most common things drunk blokes say when they have got all pissed up and lamp someone is the ol' "saving a lady" scenario. It's reasonably clever in that if you are guilty you can give the impression you did this for an "honorable" reason. It's flawed because it just smacks of...

So, you drank over 10 litres of beer, claim to have knocked a man out because you believed he was sexually assaulting someone, but she is in the US so will unlikely back you up, you are arrested, you pay bail and have a giggle about it with the German Police who laughingly tell you to forget it...

One would have thought with the billions we give away in foreign aid each year this could be sorted by now? Oh well.

That's cool. Though, I thought polio was wiped out years ago.

Haha! I see, sorry . I'm wrecked!

I've never had a proper job! I will check it out thanks. Goodness, I haven't been up South over for almost 4 years. I've not seen the new level, the new market and dozens of new pubs/Bars and eateries to discover. Yes!

Celebrated moving back to Brighton yesterday with lots of oddness in Craft and an awful lot of pink pigeon. Off booze tonight

Saw it today. It was very well done. I especially liked the old man in the han solo costume and Carrie fishers CGI'd face.

Yeah but it's a waste of money

A picture of you? No ta.

That's in your POCKET? I call bullshit.

Oi! Numpty, keep your mouth shut!!!

It's all really exciting and that but it's just a film. In 3 months you'll be able to buy it in Tesco.

Going to see it Monday. At 1 PM. Just dawned on me it is going to be RAMMED with school aged kids. Bad decision. Do any cinemas do an adults only screening ever?

Exactly. Twerp. Have a great weekend.

How many games do I go to each season? How long have I supported Albion for? How long have you known me personally and how well do you know the extent of my support?

For someone who only joined this year you remember a lot from years ago. Smooth MZ, smooth:)