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  1. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    He lost my vote over Gaza after some comments he made after the start of the conflict. It caused me to realise how, like other politicians, he'll do what he can to be elected and appease the media. I think his delight at the endorsement of Rupert Murdoch was the final evidence.
  2. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    I'm sure that my Labour MP, after winning 50% of the vote, will fully embrace the concept of PR :lolol:
  3. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Has to be Cruella Braverman. As I said earlier, her speech last night was so warm and moving that it felt like the White Witch enticing Edmund into her sleigh with turkish delight. I was convinced that at the end she was going to turn everyone to stone. She's just the sort of hateful person...
  4. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Just noticed how Labour won a landslide majority with less votes than the last election. So the first lie you here will be how the people have spoken. When the people spoke to 66% voted for other parties. Starmer is in Downing Street by default.
  5. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Yes, IDS naturally wouldn't acknowledge this when interviewed by Auntie. I haven't seen Mrs Beaker's speech after the Labour lettuce won her seat. But I'm sure it will be full of magnanimous contrition. Or not.
  6. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    I think it should be pinned to the top
  7. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Who that standing next to Mr Baked Bean Head ?
  8. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    That would be a whole f****** new cake
  9. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    I can safely say that everyone on here wants to go to sleep but doesn't want to miss a Portillo Deluxe moment in Norfolk. Please make it happen.
  10. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    I don't agree. He'll be lost in that party now as the swivel eyed loons take over.
  11. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    A friend of mine has painted out to me that my vote for Larry the Cat will not be waisted. He will indeed be in number 10 today.
  12. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Think of the 1970s, busmen's holidays, kiss me quick hats, and Jimmy Tarbuck on the pier. It'll be somewhere like that,
  13. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    So is a moderate Tory Party. This is not good news.
  14. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Cruella is hotfooting it to Portsmouth North, her sleigh sweeping down the A27 pulled by salivating wolves. Penny will be turned to stone with one swish of her woke wiping wand. But wait, she's gone. I can here the cackling from a service station as she turns back to the frozen castle.
  15. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    Cruella Braverman begins her leadership campaign offering turkish delight from her Narnian sleigh.....
  16. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    So not surprised. I've only been there once in my life. It's like something out of the 1970s. I went their for a cricket tour in 2021 (you'd have liked that). We sat in a bar by the pier. Jim Davison being advertised as it's top bill coming up. It's Clacton with a few more bells on. BBC saying...
  17. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    I very much doubt that. His victory speech was outstanding and the Green candidate forgot herself and stood their fawning over him. Probably relieved the Greens didn't split his vote.
  18. Eeyore

    [Politics] The NSC 'up all night' election night *** OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD ***

    I think this exit poll may be the one that got the actual seat distribution most wrong. Not surprising as I'm not sure it's a clear cut as before. So there may be some interesting results still.

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