Something very similar happened to me on a train back from Uni once. This drunken bird sat on this fella's lap and asked for a kiss, naturally the bloke said something to the effect of "bugger off you total mess", cue 20 minutes of drunken rants like the charming lady in the video above. Sat...
Nothing too surprising in there to be honest. Don't think any realistic Brighton fan believes Gus will be around forever.
All good stuff about Stoke and season tickets as well.
Went to Withdean straight from coming home from uni once and they confiscated some deodorant from my bag.
I'm sure there's a smelly student gag in here somewhere...