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    Gullys Girls

    LOL, the bizrate advertising highlighted the word girls in your post and when I clicked on it I got a page titled "Shop for girls online". Unfortunately, closer examnination showed it was just selling girls' jackets.
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    When will they actually get it in their thick heads .....

    You realise the next step is arming the sperms? But they haven't got hands, How will the hold the little tiny guns they'd need? It's all madness, I tell ya.
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    When will they actually get it in their thick heads .....

    "Our ancestors were truly brilliant. They invented printing, but not newspapers. They invented gunpowder, but only used it in fireworks, and they invented the compass, but were careful not to use it to discover America" Mao Tse Tung.
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    When will they actually get it in their thick heads .....

    It was only a spelling mistake anyway. It actually means they're allowed to wear short sleeves.
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    When will they actually get it in their thick heads .....

    I realise you're being sarcastic, but I've been on US forums today where right wing twats are seriosuly saying just that. One stating that all kindergarten teachers should be armed. What happens when a kindergarten teacher goes mad and shoots the kids. Arm the toddlers?
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    A steward in north stand

    What does it say?
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    European cities

    I've been told they're all good as well, however, at this time of year they'll all be bloody cold. They're more summer destinations IMO.
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    Board/card games

    Yeah, I saw, but I thought a link to where you could buy it from would be helpful!
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    Another movie quiz

    No, Quadrophenia. Mod wasn't invented when Brighton Rock came out the first time!
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    Board/card games

    A good Monopoly player would have to be very very unlucky to lose against a poor one. That's what people (myself included) like about monopoly, it's a mix of luck and skill (just like poker)
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    Board/card games

    BN1 Bedsit Games
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    European cities

    Depends what you want. Prague is very very good, but not as cheap as it used to be. As already mentioned Hamburg is good for pissups, as is Amsterdam. Amsterdam has the obvious advantage of still being friendly if you want a bit of spliff as well, but drinking in Amsterdam is expensive. A bit...
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    Another movie quiz

    ...and that's all of them. Maybe I make these too easy!
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    Another movie quiz

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    Movie quiz

    The one no-one got was Dazed and Confused.
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    East stand renamed The Marie Celeste

    Correct Link? I have been to the Amex several times. People leaving early and pushing past you to get out is the same in pretty much every stadium. In English please?
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    East stand renamed The Marie Celeste

    It has. Many a time, there's been an exciting last 5 minutes of football ruined by having to keep getting up to let people out.
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    Grounds you've been to Abroad?

    Tsirion Stadium in Limassol most weekends, GSP Stadium Nicosia, four times (twice to see AEL in European competition and twice for internationals Cyprus/Sweden and Ukrane/Sweden, both with a Swedish mate). I did go and have a look around Bangkok Utd's stadium while I was there but unfortunately...
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    Teacher from Ringmer.... 15 year old pupil - LOST & FOUND

    To be fair it wasn't funny then either...
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    Teacher from Ringmer.... 15 year old pupil - LOST & FOUND

    Depends which definition you use, tbh, "likes abusing children" isn't a correct one. No, he's not a paedo, the medical (and only correct) definition of the word is "Someone who is sexually attracted to pre-pubescent children". That definition doesn't apply to the vast majority of 15 year olds...

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