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There's loads of them. My favourites are "Hitler hears Rebecca Black for the first time", "Hitler buys the Death Start and accidentally destroys Earth", "Hitler can't find Wally" and "Hitler reacts to the the Hitler parodies being taken off youTube".

All the signs here in Cyprus are in English as well as Greek.

He's a lair? Which particular animal do you think is sheltering in him?

...and yet, here you are responding. How bizarre.

...and that line is HIGHLY insulting to me. Nowhere did I even suggest that my reasons for considering them BNP lite was "because I disagreed with their policies", nor did I call them neo-nazi. Do me a favour in future, try responding to what I actually typed rather than something else that you...

I don;t think it does, besides Thatcher was very pro EU (or EEC as it was then) and Tony Benn was against us joining. I think UKIP are considered far right because of the tone of Faranges speeches. He talks like a far right nutter. OK, he cloaks it in "reasonable" language, but the message is...

One of the London clubs at the Goldstone 79-80 season, I went with a friend and hid Dad. We lost and what I remember most of all is lots of fights. I'm guessing it must have been Arsenal or Tottenham. It definitely wasn't Palace boxing day and Chelsea were down in League 2 that year. Looking...

I was 2 when I was given my first record player meaning the first single I ever bought with my own money was this: I'm happy to admit this colouring in is my own effort! The first ALBUM I bought was this, from the foyer in the Odeon when I was taken to see the film. Yes, I know, with...

They had to close the zoo because the chicken died.

Best team? **** that, I want Watford to win and I want it to be as much torture for the scum as possible. I'd like to see 3-0 to Palace on 90 minutes, 5 minutes of extra time added, during which Watford score three (the last being a penalty right at the very last second, preferably a bad...

I would have, but that would far less believable than the beer one. Most of the whores in Cyprus are Russian or Ukranian.

boiling water won't help. Oil and water don't mix, even if the water IS boiling. If you MUST put oil down the sink, then put it down with boiling water AND plenty of washing up liquid. If it's hot enough, the washing up liquid reacts with the fat making it soluble. It's still not ideal though...

This!

I don't believe he has. I think his anger about poogate was genuine and justified and I think he has served us very well over the years. I hate that it seems to be ending like this.

Dreher is indeed nice, but when in Hungary, steer clear of their national "liquer", Unicum. It comes in a round bottle and can only be drunk ice cold (ie cold enough to take away most of the taste). When I was in Budapest I ended up drinking with a load of Dutch metalheads I bumped into in a...

I teach a lot of Russians here and once I was half jokingly telling a 6th form class that I didn't believe Russia made ANY beers and one of the lads responded by bringing me in 12 bottles of Baltika 7, brewed in St Petersburg. Very nice it was too!

To be fair, in the Archer/Bellotti days we were all quite royally f***ed up the a***. Very priestly behaviour....

I hadn't heard that one, but it's possible. I know the fallot against Lol Tolhurst was going on at the time and the rest of the band nearly drowned him. This is a direct quote from Tim Pope, who directed the video: "I think the feeling of persecution amongst the Cure members finally culminated...

Always loved the Cure, awesome band. For a while in the late 80s, Robert Smith decided he hated the sound off his phone ringing, so he turned the ringer off and just picked it up every now and then to see of anyone was there! This isn't my favourite Cure song, although it's up there in the top...

You see, your name would probably have been accepted!