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You git, you had been set up perfectly by 3 others for the tap in, and you blazed over.

I like it.

Not going myself, and have since learned its a print at home ticket, with ID check at the stadium being only place where identification takes place, so maybe a bit more risky than group games.

I imagine it will be the biometric fingerprint and retina scan to get on the bus that catches them out.

Smug ****, hope you miss your flight.

If all 10 are in Rome, the named persons can pick up the tickets, then raffle with their good friends over which of the 10 actually use the ticket to gain entry, and which sit in a bar with the other unlucky ones.

Say that one more time and I'll take you to the f***ing cleaners

Sloop John B. We come from Sussex by the sea, To play in Italy, We just want to win before we go home, We'll be drinking all night, We don't want a fight, Football and drinking, And then we'll go home. Bonus potential of re use if we get through and draw Milan next round, or Freiburg and...

We just haven't always been as good as we need to be to play this way. If plan A isn't working, we need to do plan A better.

Shouldn't you have invented Tesco, The Extruded Snack co?

I am not surprised, but didn't suspect it of him either. Not sure of what nonce stands for, but know it comes from the prison system.

I dated a girl for a while who's parents would be invited to Kray Family events. Never found out the source of the connection, but her dad built motorway bridges, I always wondered if he let them add the odd body to the foundations now and then. Local bellend, Peter Gillet, found himself in...

De Zerbi has learned to say Wol-ves instead of Vul-vas.

Chelsea just can't stop giving us cash.

Nome of the young players that started showed their best tonight. If/when Fati shows us his best, he will blow us away.

There was another one, Cheyenne, from the late 50's, don't think I ever saw it but my Grandad used to tell a joke from when it and Rawhide were both on telly. Works better spoken than written, but here it is; There were two cowgirls, one wore knickers and the other didn't, Cheyenne and Rawhide.

Chelsea twat shafts Chelsea twat, don't know which one did the shafting, and I can't say I care that much.

All the ones with Clint in are excellent, but The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is top. A parody of the genre, Blazing Saddles is one of my favourite movies.

I usually side with the underdog, but f*** Chelsea, hope Leeds stuff them.