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Carpe diem as they say.

If it's a female caller just start talking dirty to her and she'll soon hang up.

Yep, it sure is.

It's one of my favourite novels of all time and no TV or film production will ever be able to do it justice.

Saw him a few times over the years. Last time was a couple of years ago and he was looking quite frail. Needed a couple of sticks to walk onto the stage. Still put on a great show though. A true original. RIP.

I read it last year and really enjoyed it but I've got a memory like a sieve and am strugggling to recall much about it.

Dave Busby.

Brian McKenna

You call that living?

I was overcome with emotion. Bruno has personified everything that I love about our club.

Kompany was one of the City players who hugged Bruno when he was subbed. That deserves a round of applause alone.

A heroic 1-1 draw.

One of our all time greats. I love that man.

The captain his name was Carter He was a stupendous farter When the wind wouldn't blow And the ship wouldn't go Then Carter the farter would start her

Yes.

2-1 to the Albion. I must be drunk.

A Harry Carpenter classic: 'Isn't that nice - the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew'.

'Harry Commentator is your Carpenter'.

I've noticed a dramatic increase in the amount of homeless people sleeping in shop doorways etc. in the last year or two. Been asked for money a few times but never been offered a blow job.

We'll pull one decent performance out of the hat and win 2-1.