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Definitely. Repeatedly too slow and weak. They are a great combo if we are dominant but nowhere near enough legs the second it gets physical.

I'd have a version of that but 4213 with Baleba Gilmour/Gross in midfield and Barco attacking LB with Julio on the bench. We need muscle and pace in that centre mid. Its where we keep getting found out. Think we need to recruit a job ready player for there too. Two if Pascal goes. At right...

He comes across like it was his first time experiencing a football match. AND THEN SOME OF THEM WERE DOING SWEARING. AND THERE WAS WOMEN IN THE CROWD"

Yes it's a very uneasy collaboration. Just people who have never been anywhere near London never mind Stamford Bridge and know absolutely nothing about the roots or background of the club beyond shiny TV marketing. Nothing wrong with that in essence. Can just never understand how anyone can get...

Definitely. They are such a no mark club despite their wealth and last couple of decades of success. A hollow crass club. a curious symbiosis of in the flesh Reebok classiced pasty geezers and legions of defensive online Asians and Africans. Desperately lurching about for a sense of identity...

Or Brighton fans tbf. (Don't phone in folks this is just a bit of fun)

Was reading the Chelsea site earlier and yo be fair this post made me laugh. Posted when 10+ minutes was announced: "Can we amortise these ten minutes so we only have to serve two minutes per game against Brighton over the next five seasons? Asking for a friend/tycoon"

They look like what they are, not a very coherent team with high grade constituent parts. When it clicks ot works but they spent a lot of the evening not being very cohesive. They also looked like they were falling apart under pressure at the end and we were the better team for lots of the...

Decent game and enjoyable evening all being told. If you block out the Chelsea plums. Does make you weep to think what might have happened if we had solly, mitoma and Enciso all fit for this season. That said there is bags of talent in this squad. A couple of additions at full back, and cente...

I had to get rid of everything. Too dangerous having a draw of gear.

Have any of them succeeded really? I supposed the Glazers have rinsed United for all they were worth with a debt leverage model. Jurys out on FSG getting their money back and the two old theatre guys from the muppet show that owned Liverpool before that nearly went bust. The villa guy and the...

Absolutely no idea why anyone eats food at a stadium. (I used to have burger van burgers as a a treat as a kid) I don't think I've ever done it. Even the smell turns my stomach. A tenner for microwaved meat waste. Rank. I'll go as far as a massively overpriced bag of inconsistent textured...

It didn't sound like a good idea, when I heard about it. Glad to see the visuals confirm it. Looks like someone puked a Maccies breakfast into a bin lid.

My favourite excerpt from their message board is the single one line statement: 'We are just mentally not sharp." Yow sed it, moight

Seem to have turned a blind eye to a couple of Adingras absolutely witless crosses when he was in acres of space, not to mention his powderpuff shot at the near post when he had Pedro and (I think) Danny flying in in front of goal.

I'm annoyed I spent so much of the match, having seen the name of one of their centre backs, trying to create a 'what do you get if you cross X with Y' joke that ended with the punchline 'T'Pau' - but I couldn't quite dig it out, without him being transferred to a club In Yorkshire.

3 next to me were free. I looked like Reece Mogg on the front bench. Minus the being a total, gaping arsehole part.

And yet no audible difference in noise really. I'm not sure what to make of that. Other than it was easier to have a piss.

As the ball went up in the air he took a few steps back off the pitch to get a run up

I was not jesting! No queues for the toilets, served a cup of tea immediately half time.