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Why was Eva never caught without any underpants? Because she always had Juan Peron.

Glad to see that hunting is being stamped out.

I did have my prostate examined by the doc on monday last week. On friday a letter arrived from the surgery saying that my asthma review appointment had been cancelled owing to the doctor having already carried out the review!

Boo! Will have to miss out on parkrun. (Tilgate)

The mosy enjoyable things in life are messy. Oh, with an 'i', sorry.

I reckon she's giving her phone number to the lad to pass on to his Dad.

Someone on our coach was directly in line and said he wasn't offside.

"They are making a nonsense of it all." Too late. It's been a nonsense for years.

Be sure not to miss out on a visit to the lettuce farm.

If they got Jack Dee he would get my vote!

Thanks for the heads up on this. I was just off to bed north of Horsham in the countryside so no light pollution so went outside to look. Wow, looked like a massive hole in the sky. Was getting cloudy and 'ring' was too large for my little camera but I've uploaded one to give an idea. I'm...

RE: Mr Pie Eater Isn't that Mr Bellend?

Think he meant 22 minutes to 8 in the evening.

Cool!

Going back a bit with this one but it happened right in front of me. When the ball was played forward CMS was onside, then the ball was deflected by Brentford player and lino wrongly flagged.

We still have 'Ground Regulations' for stadiums.

Kelvin Wilson has already been taken.

I was sat only a few feet from the incident at Crawley yesterday and saw the liquid which I don't believe even touched the MK Dons player. In no way was hot tea thrown over the player's head and neck as claimed by Robinson. Thank goodness we didn't get him here. His abusive gestures to the...

Must be Barry, the others have passed away.

Season 2004/2005 as Chairman of Newport (Isle of Wight) FC for Isthmian League 1 fixture v AFC Wimbledon