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Or, alternatively, if we must adapt the lyrics I thought love was only true in fairytales Not for us in Sussex by the Sea Thanks to f*****g Chelsea Nicking all our team Disappointment haunted all our dreams Then I saw your face Oh Carlos Baleba Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love...

Why not just sing the original lyrics to the song, except with his name instead of "I'm a believer", and maybe change the last line to "you're so fine" or something like that? Sometimes I think you big burly blokes are a bit too worried about declaring your love for a footballer in song. It's...

My question is: has Chris Sutton got his Christmas tree up??

Oh we've got Carlos Baleba We've got Carlos Baleba We've got Carlos Balebaaaaa We're going to Europe again We're going to Europe again We're going to Europe again Cos we've got Carlos Baleba We've got Carlos Baleba We've got Carlos Balebaaaaa We're going to Europe again

Joel Veltman v Wilfried Zaha.

Pablo EscoVAR made me chuckle :lol:

ARE you though? :lol:

I'm pretty sure @El Presidente will be able to tell you about a variety of pie that most definitely does not have a pastry crust.

I don't like banoffee pie because bananas are disgusting. However, I made one for somebody else the other week (because I'm nice like that), and looked at various recipes off the internet to do it. All had a buttery biscuit base (base base base).

Did the driver manage to successfully locate the M25 on the way back though, as opposed to, say, accidentally continuing on the M1 into north London?

I remember driving through Ugley and being mildly amused to spot a Biffa depot on the main road.

Anyway. Back to David Coote being so wildly biased against Liverpool for the past however many years. You'd have thought, if that was actually the case, that he'd have taken the easy win of sending off Fabinho for a horrible challenge on Evan Ferguson that resulted in our player being injured...

Presumably somebody threw it at him and he tried to block it but missed.

You have no idea how often people report their cars stolen having forgotten where they parked them.

Have I logged into MumsNet by mistake?

Funny how they're digging out all the decisions Coote has been involved in that went against Liverpool. Bet none of them have studied the match reports to find all the moments when his involvement went in their favour. This is all ridiculous anyway (notwithstanding the stupidity of somebody...

Michel Kuipers?

He's also bang out of order in saying there's been no stadium investment in fifty years. That cladding didn't come for free and I can confirm the women's toilets in the away end (all three cubicles, no less) have been painted white in recent years, to cover up the mouldy bare brickwork that...

I give it an hour before they're demanding the last three league titles are stripped from Man City and awarded to them (even though they didn't finish second on all three occasions).

Maheta Molango bettered that by about 38 seconds, although the rest of his Albion career proved marginally less successful than Wardy's.