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Don't get your knickers in a twist, just 'cause she turned YOU down....

Andy, I had you missus last night.

Woman Wanking Wildly Whilst Watching Window-cleaners Wiping Windows?

:yawn:

Automatic promotion here I come..... :clap2: :clap2:

Wincanton 4:00 - Tinoveritas

jonnyboylennon? buzza? Danny Seagull's Mate?

How about your girlfriend's best mate?

WooHoo. Only the second win of the day! I'm slowly catching up with the next block of napsters.... :jester:

Again, remember Gareth Glover's proxy nap on the favourite in the first race.......

Ludlow 5:00 - Rakalackey These races are getting later and later...

back in the days when I lived in my flat, I was a very lazy lad. Beer cans, dirty plates, dirty washing everywhere. Well one day, I opened a fresh can of lager, had a sip then put it down to do something. Went back to pick it up again soon after, tipped my head back and took a massive swig...

That's good good work. Fantastic, BRILLIANT in fact. Together, we can do this. WE WANT FALMER :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

You are joking? Behaving like what? Give them a break, they had just scored a last minute winner in a 4-3 epic. I'd like to see how everyone else would react in the same situation.

Amongst other things, they are all accusing Keane of sticking two fingers up. Watched the Premireship last night and he quite clearly threw a closed fist upwards in expression of joy. They haven't got a clue. They are pissed off they lost in that fashion and are clutching at straws. Whinging...

Ouch. I look like such a cocker. :dunce:

But if that wanker has come over to you in the pub, sat at your table and started joining in with the conversation, it's slightly harder to ignore him isn't it.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear :shootself

HA HA HA Yeah, Whatever.

Don't forget Gareth Glover is away and so is betting on the favourite in the first race each day this week. Not sure what that is mind you.