I'M SORRY
I have a whole Friday night free tonight (saddo :( ) so I shall endeavour to sort it.
I'd still like to be your cumslut if you'll let me. :down:
The Priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster and ten hens he kept out the back of the parish house.
One Saturday night, the rooster went missing and the priest suspected it had been stolen.
The next day at the morning mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"...