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Didn’t we come out to “Simply the Best” early 90’s?

I used to work with a chubby guy, and by chubby I mean he didn’t wear socks because he couldn’t reach his feet. He used to say that “the good thing about being a fat c**t is that I never need to iron my shirts” He was single, by the way.

I hope you’re right, but all the polls for the Brexit vote showed Remain as a shoo in, and looked what happened there.

I really don’t think that the result of the next GE is a forgone conclusion. Opinion polls will narrow between now and then. Sunak will cherry pick some Reform UK / Farage inspired policies that appeal to the Brexiteer / anti immigrant hordes and we may well end up with a hung Parliament. I hope...

Surely they'll be sending over some Gendarmes?

@Swansman will be pleased.

There was a time in the 80’s / 90’s when it was de riguer to stagger from the pub to the local curry house, after time was called, drink more beer and end up face down in your phall.

Clickbait for the frothy mouthed.

There you go, problem solved :ROFLMAO:

Cam un Loo-on :D

An old dear in our village is going to knit one of these to help solve the local speeding issues.

I received a tax rebate last year. I was told that it would be credited to my account, but they sent a cheque instead. Do people still use cheques?

I think GP will go to Forest when they stupidly sack Cooper.

This is smelliest cheese I’ve had the misfortune to taste, so I looked it up; Limburger: This cheese is so stinky it is responsible for at least one attempted suicide—no joke. Created with the bacteria responsible for foot odor in humans, this cheese smells like…yep, you guessed it: stinky feet.

So excited Were loose Through to the next round lads, no excuses This game could be season defining Ad infinitum 😂

I thought that. Please don’t shoot the messenger, I have no opinion, just thought the article may be of interest to some on this thread. Looks like it’s all bollocks! Out of interest, do the roads in Canada ever come to a standstill in the 2m drifts you get, or do the “highways agencies” keep...

Gilmour, a young lad himself, did a great job mentoring Jack, showing him where to go and what to expect, which he followed without question.