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Sometimes I wish I hadn't bothered posting! TNBA TTF

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way..' After the MPs ran off, the soldier...

Slowly. Oh and in blue and white. Canne wait pal! TNBA TTF

Don't know if anyone has posted this yet but Mr Leon Knight, who stars for Hamilton Academicals, well he hasn't yet entered the field of play, was sent off for a tunnel bust up on Saturday with some Hearts player(s). Somehow that leopard doesn't seem to have had his spots changed! TNBA TTF

This year I have been abroad 7 times and in those seven time the ALbion have yet to lose. P6 W 4 D 2 L 0. Brillliant! Alas I have to return on Tuesday but hey roll on Easter and two weeks abroad. TNBA TTF

These are the same ministers who gave nearly 150billion of our now useless Great British Pounds, to the banks with absolutely no pre-requisites or required guarantees. Anyone with kids knows you have to give money with some sort of conditions. Roll on May and a new government of some (albeit...

I would love to sing a little ditty to their owner. 'Stayed in the jungle, you should have stayed in the jungle, stayed in the jungle, you should have stayed in the jungle'. In this age of NSC niceness I won't call him what I might have a couple of months back! TNBA TTF

I had a whip round for the Scumhurstians today at work. 35,000 people in our organisation and after 8 hours of pleading , we raised 21p. Not bad eh? Will probably buy their forward line and maybe that keeper, Spondooli or whatever his name is? Simon Jordan eh? Would you buy a used and useless...

Go online to Maplin and look for one of their B item Notebook. I bought my youngest lad a £320 one for £199. They are returned items or items that are new but have been returned as faulty but have been repaired. They come c/w a year guarantee. Cracking little beast, no moving parts apart from...

Newcastle away apparently. TNBA TTF

New Zealand Six Piece Combo from Wellington Have a listen to Hitchcock and others from their soon to be released new album. Hitchcock | Amplifier NZ Music and Myspace them Great full sounding band, in my opinion. TNBA TTF

Denman was brilliant. Don't usually follow the jumpers, preferring the flat. However that was pure class. I think the Irish may throw one or two into the mix which will make the Gold Cup an absolute treat. TNBA TTF

I think Gwylan and myself went. I certainly remember leaving school early and walking across to the Goldstone and , correct me if I am wrong Gwylan , but I believe there may have been a few of us who did likewise. Oh the memories. If only i could remember them! TNBA TTF p.s. Newcastle away in...

It's rather too sweet for me I must say. After 10 bottles I was slightly tips tips tipseeeeeeeeee. Hic TNBA TTF

Glad that the Withdean's all under cover eh? TNBA TTF

Amazing that FIFA with their very impressive recent record for acting to improve the image of soccer worldwide hasn't just given the Egyptian and Algerian FAs a joint World Cup 2018 slot. If that was in the UK the offending home nation would have been thrown out of the next FIFA/UEFA...

Manure are just that. They are now my most hated club , officially more than Palarse and the Unwashed Celtic. Even Palarse and Celtic have some soul and merit, albeit measured in femtogrammes. When will our big media circus wake up and realise the real state of this worthless organisation...

Just interviewed on BBC South tonight. Good on yer Gus, all the best. Should really stick to talking football though. Get on the Gus bus to Falmer. TNBA TTF

On now and is he good or what? God Gus TNBA TTF

Nathan Jones is applying for the position , by all accounts. TNBA TTF