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A nice way to start my Saturday morning, coupled with some peat smoked Aberdeen haddock and a NICE cUp of TEa! Well done ErnEsT. TNBA TtF

A Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe walk into a bar in Northern Ireland The barman turns around and says... "I'm serving NARNIA"! TNBA TTF

I remember it as though it was yesterday. Amazing that it was the first edition of the Archers as well. TNBA TTF

Yay...just don't get the Chinese and French involved. £92 per MWhr my bottom! TNBA TTF

He was only thanking 'god' and not 'God'. ThAt would have been all together far more impressive. TNBA TTF

Is that not just lovely? TNBA TTF

I recorded it on Sky and on playing it back a few times, I think it was a 'going over' as opposed to a trip. Not sure a booking was deserved but not a pen IMHO. TNBA TTF

I prefer *****table myself. TNBA TTF

I am in flavour of it but the size of pot needed and the manhandling of a still live Rhino onto the kitchen worksurface and thence onto the cooker makes it very difficult and somewhat dangerous task. Especially if you get a scratch from the Rhino's horn which brings about an instant erection...

Indeed...and that is the most important part of it.... overrules all other arguments. TNBA TTF

Greer playing well, shows how much better a defender he is than the two muppets they played on Thursday. Class act our man. TNBA TTF

£2.50 e/w on the first race at Catterick obviously. TNBA TTF

My youngest lad just got back from a month touring in Europe which included 4 days at the genuine original Munchen Oktoberfest. He said it was a 'must do in your lifetime' and had a great time, if a little drunk. TNBA TTF

These look damn good value cruises..... http://viz.co.uk/maritime-illness-cruises/ TNBA TTF

All he said that it was 'a nice piece of halibut fit for Jehova'. People are so sensitive these days aren't they? Always look on the bright side I reckon. TNBA TTF

It took 1/2 hour to launch Trip Advisor and has removed all my music of IMusic Await 9.0.1, TOMORROW MORNING PERHAPS? TNBA TTF

Sepp Blatter makes his number 2 the fall guy. Unbelievable? Not really! Let's hope he goes down all guns firing and takes that nasty Blatter with him..... Sack the board! TNBA TTF

A pint of 'Fishers Old Toad Choker' please landlord, tall glass none of that mug nonsense.

You only have to see what Warburton has done at Glasgow Rangers to see that Brentford most certainly looked a very Gift Horse in the mouth. I had a suspicion and had £5 on Brentford for relegation at 18s on Betfair at the beginning of the season. A wee bet but one that now looks not quite so...

They are nicknamed 'The Great Unwashed' . For good reasons obviously! Ha ha TNBA TTF