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I met Tony Gale once in a kebab shop in Frankfurt about fifteen years ago. I remember he was having a large donner and a 3 cans of a famous sugary fizzy drink. The fizziness was giving him gas and he was letting out the loudest burps imaginable. Anyway, at the sound of this and the smell of his...

Good work fella

What about Anita Dobson - Anyone Can Fall In Love? A classic, Shirley?

You sir/madam, are a gentleman/lady and a scholar. Been trying to get the sports on my Kodi for bloody ages and could not for the life of me do it. You have saved much time, effort and disgruntlement in the Chegwin house. The next series of Naked Jungle I am dedicating to you.

Is it Kylie, everyone's favourite antipodean pop princess?! I'm right aren't I. It is Kylie.

No, he drives down to Brighton, incognito, in his Austin Allegro and pops into Cooper's for his 'do'. Does a nice job that Cooper, and all for a pound. Barry Lloyd used to go there during the 1990-91 season, so that he'd have enough money left over from his wages to pay for his fois gras and...

Well, I think he's all that and a bag of potato chips.

Is that Meatloaf in the bottom-left corner?!

I haven't slept since.

What about Dave Benson Philips? He seems quite lively.

You spend 60 minutes watching Zamora every week. He's past his best, but still turns up and sh#its on the opposition every week. Silly rabbit...Wrong band!

The staff in charity shops tend to be there for altruistic reasons and not for what they can get out of it. The charity shop workers I know are all extremely dedicated and public spirited.

Ice Cube. Founding member of NWA. There's no pleasing some.

I would put it up there with any of Dylan's pre-motorcycle crash stuff before '66. I was listening to Girl from the North Country earlier, and I would say Top Banana has the same simple melancholy beauty.

Coax them out by offering them a signed picture of Malcolm Hebden, AKA Norris Cole from Coronation Street. It's a known fact that all foxes enjoy Corrie. Once they're out of the den, wine and dine them with a good single malt and plenty of pineapple and cheese on cocktail stick-type snacks (also...

Don't think he's trying to burn his Bridge's

Is it Ian Ogilvy aka The Saint?

Nor does mine. I did the auto scan thingy a couple of times and still no luck.

In your living room?

I have it on good authority that Barry Lloyd lives in a tree house at the university end of Stanmer Park. he built it with his sister in law, Sheila. It's got a rope ladder and window made out of old carpet. Snug.