Lets go for the full set. Explain your signature.

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

31,036

West, West, West Sussex

• Oct 20, 2007

• #1

So we've had explain your username and explain your avatar, so what's the thinking behind your signature if you use one?

I saw mine on a t-shirt a while back, and thought it was vaguley amusing.

 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Oct 20, 2007

• #2

Was a quote from one of those reality tv programmes where they try to get vacuous chavvy girls to act like 'ladies'.

2 stupid bints were apparently discussing rabbits and one said to the other: "don't touch it. It's got that myxomatosis". The other said "wassat then?".......cue the response

I laughed so hard, stuff came out my nose.

 

Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy

Jul 15, 2003

29,224

Brighton, United Kingdom

• Oct 20, 2007

• #3

mines a GENIUS quote from Thimble Keegan with "i came , i saw , i conquered@ underneath it with Albion smilies beside it

 

Frutos

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Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

May 3, 2006

36,308

Northumberland

• Oct 20, 2007

• #4

Just a saying that I happen to like, which is now in English.

 

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Deleted User X18H

Guest

• Oct 20, 2007

• #5

I am just a pretentious prick.............as most of you know.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,874

• Oct 20, 2007

• #6

Probably the most astounding quote I've ever come across, just don't try understanding it if you've just taken ellis dee.

 

Superphil

Dismember

Jul 7, 2003

25,679

In a pile of football shirts

• Oct 20, 2007

• #7

Well, my brother is the technical ability behind oldfootballshirts.com, me I just had the idea.

Improdia Villa is one of his sites, so I give him a bit of a plug. If you have a holiday letting cottage, villa, apartment, whatever, you can get a unique website for your property, for £50. Not one that is in a list of hundreds of similar properties, but a unique website, just for you. Advertise it in whatever publication you use, and the visitor only gets to see your site, a totally focused visit.

 

Tesco in Disguise

Where do we go from here?

Jul 5, 2003

3,930

Wienerville

• Oct 20, 2007

• #8

hove born&bred said:

I am just a pretentious prick.............as most of you know.

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or dangerously inarticulate.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,874

• Oct 20, 2007

• #9

Superphil said:

Well, my brother is the technical ability behind oldfootballshirts.com,

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About a decade ago my hobby was trawling charity shops for old league football shirts with a view to getting enough of a collection to set up a mail order business. Inevitably I was far too lazy to see it through, but the amount of mint condition shirts you can pick up for a few quid and presumably retail for £20+ must make it viable. Paying 50p for an early 80s Spurs shirt was probably my biggest coup.

 

Superphil

Dismember

Jul 7, 2003

25,679

In a pile of football shirts

• Oct 20, 2007

• #10

Cheeky Monkey said:

About a decade ago my hobby was trawling charity shops for old league football shirts with a view to getting enough of a collection to set up a mail order business. Inevitably I was far too lazy to see it through, but the amount of mint condition shirts you can pick up for a few quid and presumably retail for £20+ must make it viable. Paying 50p for an early 80s Spurs shirt was probably my biggest coup.

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Never thought of that, might just take a looksee and find out if they are still about (the shirts not the charidee shops)

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

72,348

• Oct 20, 2007

• #11

Mine is some half-bright right winger's idea of an insult

 

Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Oct 20, 2007

• #12

I speak the truth.

FACT.

 

brighton rock

New member

Jul 5, 2003

4,430

lancing

• Oct 20, 2007

• #13

big stars in the making who will play for england,and hopefully for palace for a few years

 

tedebear

Legal Alien

NSC Patron

Jul 7, 2003

17,105

In my computer

• Oct 20, 2007

• #14

Oddly enough I thought mine said Don't Ask, but now it seems to say Yes, I'm bored, I don't remember changing it again, but must have!

Anyhow it should say Don't ask - because if you do you're bound to get my entire life story and all the MONUMENTAL challenges I face each and every day!

 

Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Oct 20, 2007

• #15

tedebear said:

Oddly enough I thought mine said Don't Ask, but now it seems to say Yes, I'm bored, I don't remember changing it again, but must have!

Anyhow it should say Don't ask - because if you do you're bound to get my entire life story and all the MONUMENTAL challenges I face each and every day!

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Why's that, Tede?

Tell us more.

 

tedebear

Legal Alien

NSC Patron

Jul 7, 2003

17,105

In my computer

• Oct 20, 2007

• #16

Lord Bracknell said:

Why's that, Tede?

Tell us more.

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Is there a size limit to posts?

 

Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores

Jul 15, 2004

18,071

Vamanos Pest

• Oct 20, 2007

• #17

f*** off you mess. Nuff said

 

Tyrone Biggums

Well-known member

Jun 25, 2006

13,498

Geelong, Australia

• Oct 20, 2007

• #18

f*** YOU

 

Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper

Rebels & Albion

Jul 9, 2007

3,634

Home of the 2006 & 2019 Pier of the Year

• Oct 20, 2007

• #19

First part is bout the fact i cant wait till our glorious new home is open, the 2nd part is the fact im a worthing-brighton fan & that i love all things sussex except lewes & burgess hill fc who are twonks

 

Lady Bracknell

Handbag at Dawn

Jul 5, 2003

4,514

The Metropolis

• Oct 20, 2007

• #20

I can't remember what my signature is.