They even have girls now. Where will it end?
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[Football] Ball Boy Problem
- Thread starter BadFish
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maffew
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Sell em to Chelsea or a loan to a championship side for a season, see if they shape up
dejavuatbtn
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Main ball boy will be conehead.
maffew
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Junior ball boy will be cone of shame
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Cannot disagree with this, we should be immediately relegated to the National League
Change at Barnham
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They get in the way.
Cotton Socks
Skint Supporter
- Feb 20, 2017
- 2,297
Oh ffs, you can't start blaming the ball people (op is clearly very sexist & hasn't noticed that females are now allowed to chuck the ball).
I'll be honest here, I'm ITK & when a certain brand of cleaning product is used we play well. another brand makes us lose & the other 2 make us draw. I'm not revealing my sources. It's a very psychological thing with smells etc.
There's another big, top secret experiment running at the moment as to which aroma of fabric softener on the kit produces a more positive match result. 'Summer Bouquet' is allegedly going to be used for Sat. I'll report back with my findings.
I'll be honest here, I'm ITK & when a certain brand of cleaning product is used we play well. another brand makes us lose & the other 2 make us draw. I'm not revealing my sources. It's a very psychological thing with smells etc.
There's another big, top secret experiment running at the moment as to which aroma of fabric softener on the kit produces a more positive match result. 'Summer Bouquet' is allegedly going to be used for Sat. I'll report back with my findings.
It’s their job to not stop the City fan who bagged a spare seat next to me in the ESU recently and managed to smuggle a pint in under her coat.
BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
- 19,098
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hey now!!Oh ffs, you can't start blaming the ball people (op is clearly very sexist & hasn't noticed that females are now allowed to chuck the ball).
I'll be honest here, I'm ITK & when a certain brand of cleaning product is used we play well. another brand makes us lose & the other 2 make us draw. I'm not revealing my sources. It's a very psychological thing with smells etc.
There's another big, top secret experiment running at the moment as to which aroma of fabric softener on the kit produces a more positive match result. 'Summer Bouquet' is allegedly going to be used for Sat. I'll report back with my findings.
I live in australia, we have only just started letting women into pubs. they'll want the vote next!!
AmexRuislip
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Corrected for you in a pedantic manner.
sussex_guy2k2
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- Jun 6, 2014
- 4,683
I think it’s part of the process to allow the opposition defence to get fully set before we attack.
POSKETT AT THE VALLEY
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Bring back the birch!
VAL1850
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Slight muscle strain, out since November......
swindonseagull
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They block the stairs thats what they do......clowns
How can we prove we are superior if we don’t allow the opponents a chance? It’s genius really
sussex_guy2k2
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- Jun 6, 2014
- 4,683
Precisely.
We’re also top of the “pass it back to the players as slowly as possible” stat, which is groundbreaking really.
The algorithm is the envy of the world.