Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 10,792
Ah man, that's a great shout.
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[Food] Hot Cross Bun topped with…
- Thread starter DarrenFreemansPerm
- Start date
And none of that poncy mayonnaise bollocks.
Ingredients:
- Water: The base liquid for the emulsion
- Oil: Usually rapeseed oil
- Spirit vinegar: Gives salad cream its tangy flavor
- Egg yolks: Emulsify the oil and water, and give salad cream its creamy texture
- Sugar: Balances out the vinegar's tang and the lemon juice's acidity
- Mustard: Can be in powder form
- Salt: A seasoning
- Thickener: Such as cornflour or maltodextrin
- Spices, flavoring, and coloring: Can include riboflavin, guar gum, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate, and acesulfame
- I like mine with some monosodium glutamate, but you can't have everything you want in life.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 15,799
I love these troll/parody posts. It’s really fun to pretend people don’t have hot crossed buns with jam and clotted cream.
But it’s just trolling and/or severe mental illness which brings people to pretend it isn’t the superior layering in every sense.
People keep falling for it
But it’s just trolling and/or severe mental illness which brings people to pretend it isn’t the superior layering in every sense.
People keep falling for it
Hang on though....
Nobody knows what is in that.
Carrot? Dolphin? Geranium?
It's a lovely mystery.
Madafwo
I'm probably being facetious.
- Nov 11, 2013
- 1,812
Sandwiches, Shirley?
The Clamp
Well-known member
Sort of food you’d wolf down if you had been doing some graft and were knackered. Definitely has its place.
Fair play. Looks like a decent “I’m starving, what have we got”? meal to me.
Needs to cut the buns in half though. I see hi-viz and port-a-cabin canteen vibes but absolutely no excuse to abandon standards. Surely there was a small gauge angle grinder to hand?
Sort of thing I’d happily consume if I didn’t have an avocado and Flumpus bean frangipan to hand.
Fair play. Looks like a decent “I’m starving, what have we got”? meal to me.
Needs to cut the buns in half though. I see hi-viz and port-a-cabin canteen vibes but absolutely no excuse to abandon standards. Surely there was a small gauge angle grinder to hand?
Sort of thing I’d happily consume if I didn’t have an avocado and Flumpus bean frangipan to hand.
JetsetJimbo
Well-known member
- Jun 13, 2011
- 1,222
I know a stoner's lunch when I see one
A jar of vomit.
DarrenFreemansPerm
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- Thread starter
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I admire your detective work but it’s a swing and a miss. This man is a lorry driver and he had just selected these ingredients at the shop, this was a pre planned snack.