A bloke goes to the local timber yard. He walks up to the desk and says to the guy serving:
"Six bits of four by two please!"
"Sure", said the assistant, "How long do you want them?"
"Ooooh, quite a while I should think. I'm building a shed!"
"Six bits of four by two please!"
"Sure", said the assistant, "How long do you want them?"
"Ooooh, quite a while I should think. I'm building a shed!"