[Albion] What Albion chant (past or present) still brings a smile to your face?

GoldstoneVintage

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #1

My personal favourite is still:

'Two Kerry Mayos, there's only two Kerry Mayos... etc' .

PS: for any youngsters out there, Kerry Mayo's wife was also called Kerry.

 

Last edited: Jan 26, 2025

Deadly Danson

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #2

Stevie Gritt, he's got no hair but we don't care...

 

portlock seagull

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #3

You’re going home in a Sussex ambulance….

…imagine the wait these days eh?

 

pasty

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West, West, West Sussex

• Jan 26, 2025

• #4

We’ve got tiny Cox

 

herecomesaregular

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Still in Brighton

• Jan 26, 2025

• #5

Doug is Evil

 

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The Optimist

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• Jan 26, 2025

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We are Brighton, super Brighton from the south

 

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The Optimist

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• Jan 26, 2025

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When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket it’s Zamora!

 

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The Optimist

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• Jan 26, 2025

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pasty said:

We’ve got tiny Cox

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Followed by ‘we’ve got 5 foot Cox’

 

Weststander

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• Jan 26, 2025

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I loved “Are you keeping up” Adkins …. using KC & The Sunshine Band’s song. The Withdeaner who invented that was a very creative, clever sausage.

 

Jack Straw

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jan 26, 2025

• #10

If you go down in the woods today...

 

seagullwedgee

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #11

Go left, go left

 

albiongirl

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mileoak

• Jan 26, 2025

• #12

Oh Gary Hart
All the lad and lasses ..... you tend to hear this at away matches

 

Titanic

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #13

Bright Eyes

 

One Teddy Maybank

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Worthing

• Jan 26, 2025

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He’s a German, a mighty German he’s Uwe Hunenmeier……ooooooooo ooooo

 

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oldboyroy

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born and bred in Eastbourne but now live in West M

• Jan 26, 2025

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Stevie, Stevie Penney down the wing

 

Affy

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #16

Posh spice is a slapper, she really is a tart….

Michelle Kuipers a former Dutch marine…

 

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singing4seagulls

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• Jan 26, 2025

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Oh Stevey Sidwell, you are the love of my life,
Oh Stevey Sidwell, I'll let you shag my wife,
Oh Stevey Sidwell, I want ginger hair too.

 

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POSKETT AT THE VALLEY

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #18

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I’d fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on bastards below

 

Van Cleef

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #19

I liked the oppo singing "what's it like to have no trees" just after the '87 storm. Sorry, wrong thread.

 

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POSKETT AT THE VALLEY

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• Jan 26, 2025

• #20

Our striker is bent
Our striker is bent