[Albion] What Albion chant (past or present) still brings a smile to your face?

GoldstoneVintage · 2025-01-26T17:18:07+0000

My personal favourite is still:

'Two Kerry Mayos, there's only two Kerry Mayos... etc' .

PS: for any youngsters out there, Kerry Mayo's wife was also called Kerry.

Deadly Danson · 2025-01-26T17:21:53+0000

Stevie Gritt, he's got no hair but we don't care...

portlock seagull · 2025-01-26T17:25:00+0000

You’re going home in a Sussex ambulance….

…imagine the wait these days eh?

pasty · 2025-01-26T17:26:02+0000

We’ve got tiny Cox

herecomesaregular · 2025-01-26T17:29:15+0000

Doug is Evil

The Optimist · 2025-01-26T17:30:43+0000

We are Brighton, super Brighton from the south

The Optimist · 2025-01-26T17:31:38+0000

When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket it’s Zamora!

The Optimist · 2025-01-26T17:32:28+0000

pasty said:
We’ve got tiny Cox

Followed by ‘we’ve got 5 foot Cox’

Weststander · 2025-01-26T17:37:08+0000

I loved “Are you keeping up” Adkins …. using KC & The Sunshine Band’s song. The Withdeaner who invented that was a very creative, clever sausage.

Jack Straw · 2025-01-26T17:37:52+0000

If you go down in the woods today...

seagullwedgee · 2025-01-26T17:39:08+0000

Go left, go left

albiongirl · 2025-01-26T17:44:47+0000

Oh Gary Hart
All the lad and lasses ..... you tend to hear this at away matches

Titanic · 2025-01-26T17:46:59+0000

Bright Eyes

One Teddy Maybank · 2025-01-26T17:48:36+0000

He’s a German, a mighty German he’s Uwe Hunenmeier……ooooooooo ooooo

oldboyroy · 2025-01-26T17:50:10+0000

Stevie, Stevie Penney down the wing

Affy · 2025-01-26T17:54:11+0000

Posh spice is a slapper, she really is a tart….

Michelle Kuipers a former Dutch marine…

singing4seagulls · 2025-01-26T17:55:24+0000

Oh Stevey Sidwell, you are the love of my life,
Oh Stevey Sidwell, I'll let you shag my wife,
Oh Stevey Sidwell, I want ginger hair too.

POSKETT AT THE VALLEY · 2025-01-26T17:56:26+0000

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I’d fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on bastards below

Van Cleef · 2025-01-26T18:00:05+0000

I liked the oppo singing "what's it like to have no trees" just after the '87 storm. Sorry, wrong thread.

POSKETT AT THE VALLEY · 2025-01-26T18:01:07+0000

Our striker is bent
Our striker is bent