[Football] Stay classy Crawley- and if Crawley Town FC were a dish?????????????

If Crawley were a food/drink? It would be Buckfast. IMO.

If you pose daft questions to your fanbase, don't get wrapped round the axles when you don't get the answers you wanted.

Q : If Crawley Town FC were a football team , what kind of football team would they be ?.

A : A petty little team , a green with envy poisonous grimy soiled little team , a team so low on the social and evolutionary scale as to only appear above the amoeba on the intelligence scale because the amoeba was having "a bad day" . In short a team that is so dumb that actually playing football is 3rd on their list of things to do on the pitch behind seeing how much bodily fluids they can expel and deciding which of the opposition players to assault next .