[Football] Stay classy Crawley- and if Crawley Town FC were a dish?????????????

nickbrighton · Jan 20, 2025

Crawley town FC seem to have outdone themselves with this one- both the sacking and the survey questions

Crawley slammed by fans for sacking much loved volunteer for 'derogatory' tweet - Fan Banter

Crawley Town have been slammed by fans for sacking a much loved volunteer for what has been described to be a ‘derogatory’ tweet. Carol Bates BEM had served the club for eight years, but it was a post on Twitter that led to the decision to end the volunteer’s tenure. The founder of Crawley Old […]

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Coldeanseagull · Jan 20, 2025

Crawley as a dish?
Tripe without the onions

Tom Hark Preston Park · Jan 20, 2025

Like somebody said on the fixtures thread, they'd be a satellite dish

hart's shirt · Jan 20, 2025

Probably something inconsequential that left a bad taste in the mouth.

Westdene Seagull · Jan 20, 2025

hart's shirt said:
Probably something inconsequential that left a bad taste in the mouth.

From my experience that would be sweetbreads.

Han Solo · Jan 20, 2025

Crawley sounds like some undercooked shellfish meal. I'm out.

Milano · Jan 20, 2025

She may only be a volunteer but she has just slagged off her ulimate boss in public. How on earth can anyone (especially her) be in anyway surprised that he's told her not to come back? Even if she was a contracted employee I'd suggest that was stupid, but as a non-contracted volunteer.....brain dead.
This is a case of it's no one elses fault but yours, suck it up. But no it's 2025 so go cry to the media.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Jan 20, 2025

Milano said:
She may only be a volunteer but she has just slagged off her ulimate boss in public. How on earth can anyone (especially her) be in anyway surprised that he's told her not to come back? Even if she was a contracted employee I'd suggest that was stupid, but as a non-contracted volunteer.....brain dead.
This is a case of it's no one elses fault but yours, suck it up. But no it's 2025 so go cry to the media.

Indeed.

We had a thread on this very topic the other day.

She's been sacked for good reason.

Like a broken clock, even a shit club can be right twice a day :shrug:

5Ways Gull · Jan 20, 2025

Spam and dried egg flavour pot noodle.

Triggaaar · Jan 20, 2025

nickbrighton said:
Stay classy Crawley- and if Crawley Town FC were a dish?

A bowl of shit

bluenitsuj · Jan 20, 2025

Shit irrelevant club anyway.

Thunder Bolt · Jan 20, 2025

Tom Hark Preston Park said:
Like somebody said on the fixtures thread, they'd be a satellite dish

More like a pétri dish.

BNthree · Jan 20, 2025

She's hardly been derogatory or slagged the boss off. The questions were stupid and she's pointed that out. #TeamCarol

Thunder Bolt · Jan 20, 2025

BNthree said:
She's hardly been derogatory or slagged the boss off. The questions were stupid and she's pointed that out. #TeamCarol

I can imagine quite a few fans will be behind her, looking at the replies to the post.

Oh_aye · Jan 20, 2025

Han Solo said:
Crawley sounds like some undercooked shellfish meal. I'm out.

It's much, much worse.

Albion my Albion · Jan 20, 2025

Crabs

You know those creepy and Crawley things that infect your private area when you have intimate relations with the wrong people.

Crawley Dingo · Jan 20, 2025

Crawley try to be up their own A-holes, right-on types but the problem is the place is stuffed with "The sons of toil", so even with the best intent their utterances are going to be earthy, crass and stupid.

"Whether you’ve lived here all your life or just moved in, a match-going regular or you’ve never been, we want to know what makes the people of Crawley tick."

Try 8 cans of Tenants Super.

Dish,
An old crab stew springs to mind.
New mascot?
Well as they are red devils they could try to sign Elmo from Sesame Street, that kind of fits.

Anger · Jan 20, 2025

The first thing that came to mind was Turkey Twizzlers.

jackalbion · Jan 20, 2025

Milano said:
She may only be a volunteer but she has just slagged off her ulimate boss in public. How on earth can anyone (especially her) be in anyway surprised that he's told her not to come back? Even if she was a contracted employee I'd suggest that was stupid, but as a non-contracted volunteer.....brain dead.
This is a case of it's no one elses fault but yours, suck it up. But no it's 2025 so go cry to the media.

Fully Agree, it was a silly thing to tweet.

Couldn't Be Hyypia · Jan 20, 2025

Fffffffff....

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