Don't think that.I’m always happy to take advice or listen to other’s stories - but when it becomes so pushy and ‘do this do that’ you instantly just think ‘f*** ypu’!
Don't think that.I’m always happy to take advice or listen to other’s stories - but when it becomes so pushy and ‘do this do that’ you instantly just think ‘f*** ypu’!
Poor bugger having to go to Norwich every other weekI didn't realise that he lived in Brighton, at one point!
It's not as far as you think if you take the Pritchard Expressway just off J6 of the M25.Poor bugger having to go to Norwich every other week
Why is everyone’s meal out always amazing? f***ing liars. Most restaurants are bang average at best.What an absolute plank.
" Sonia, the kids are at a sleepover. Norwich is our oyster. We can go for a lovely lamb lunch, or maybe enjoy mince and onions, watch the Spy Who Loved Me and then make sweet love on the banquette."“Lynn, can you call Bill Oddie and…”
... To be fair she'd have been right on both counts.Jesus Christ, when me and the kids mum were together if we had a child free night we’d go out get drunk, bang like horny teenagers and not get up till mid afternoon.
We’d then spend the evening regretting getting so drunk when the kids came home full of sugar from a night at the grandparents.
If I’d suggested anything like realigning our parenting goals I think she’d have stabbed me and told me to stop being such a bellend.