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[Albion] Jake Humphrey - what a tool



































Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
21,513
Born In Shoreham
What an absolute plank.
Why is everyone’s meal out always amazing? f***ing liars. Most restaurants are bang average at best.
I see people quote places that I’ve regretted handing over my hard earned saying what an amazing dinner we had at #blahblah no love it’s bog standard crap.
 


AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
35,125
Ruislip
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Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

I believe in Joe Hendry
Oct 4, 2003
12,329

Jesus Christ, when me and the kids mum were together if we had a child free night we’d go out get drunk, bang like horny teenagers and not get up till mid afternoon.

We’d then spend the evening regretting getting so drunk when the kids came home full of sugar from a night at the grandparents.

If I’d suggested anything like realigning our parenting goals I think she’d have stabbed me and told me to stop being such a bellend.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,367
“Lynn, can you call Bill Oddie and…”
" Sonia, the kids are at a sleepover. Norwich is our oyster. We can go for a lovely lamb lunch, or maybe enjoy mince and onions, watch the Spy Who Loved Me and then make sweet love on the banquette."
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,775
Jesus Christ, when me and the kids mum were together if we had a child free night we’d go out get drunk, bang like horny teenagers and not get up till mid afternoon.

We’d then spend the evening regretting getting so drunk when the kids came home full of sugar from a night at the grandparents.

If I’d suggested anything like realigning our parenting goals I think she’d have stabbed me and told me to stop being such a bellend.
... To be fair she'd have been right on both counts.
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,775
Who is this person, I have never heard of him.
 




BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,775
Who is this person, I have never heard of him.
 


ROSM

Well-known member
Dec 26, 2005
7,068
Just far enough away from LDC

The replies to that tweet are hilarious. Partly for learning he has removed the post and partly because of the Leeds uni comment relating that whilst he may have met his wife 25 years ago, some 24.5 years ago she was being 'scuttled ' by someone's best friend at Leeds Uni.

It may not be true but bonus points for use of the term 'scuttled'
 


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