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[Humour] Best single line in Comedy
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clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
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f*** off, Judean People's Front ? We're the People's Front of Judea.
- Aug 24, 2020
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'All this pornography, it gives me the willies' - my Mum. True story.
BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
- 18,474
They say comedians think about Joe Pasquale twice in their career...
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,991
That was ‘Big Yellow Taxi’ by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they ‘Paved paradise to put up a parking lot’, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn’t quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.
Nevertheless, nice song..
Nevertheless, nice song..
"Lynn, are those your mother's cataract glasses?"
BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
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No, no, no, no, I'm quite specifically asking you, do you forget to tape Cyrano de Bergerac with Gerard...
Michel:
Depardieu...
Alan:
Him, yeah!
Michel:
No, I don't ever forget to tape it because I saw it at the cinema when it came out.
Alan:
Right.
Michel:
Have you ever seen this film?
Alan:
Yes. Yes, I did see it...
Michel:
You like it?
Alan:
I'm... not... so keen on it, I mean, I don't like what they did with the idea, they set in in the 17th century, gave him a long nose, maybe it made it a bit funnier... but, but for the British, Bergerac is John Nettles... I... I thought you ruined it really... I'm just glad you haven't got your hands on "Lovejoy"... Probably set it in the future! When, of course, antiques will be even more expensive... Not a bad idea really!
Sorry not one line but a brilliant Partridgeism.
No, no, no, no, I'm quite specifically asking you, do you forget to tape Cyrano de Bergerac with Gerard...
Michel:
Depardieu...
Alan:
Him, yeah!
Michel:
No, I don't ever forget to tape it because I saw it at the cinema when it came out.
Alan:
Right.
Michel:
Have you ever seen this film?
Alan:
Yes. Yes, I did see it...
Michel:
You like it?
Alan:
I'm... not... so keen on it, I mean, I don't like what they did with the idea, they set in in the 17th century, gave him a long nose, maybe it made it a bit funnier... but, but for the British, Bergerac is John Nettles... I... I thought you ruined it really... I'm just glad you haven't got your hands on "Lovejoy"... Probably set it in the future! When, of course, antiques will be even more expensive... Not a bad idea really!
Sorry not one line but a brilliant Partridgeism.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from Little Oakley.
Superphil
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Superphil
Dismember
Shit.
What?
Rollers.
No?
Yeah.
Shit.
What?
Rollers.
No?
Yeah.
Shit.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
“ hey, boys, look what I got here “
” where de white women at?”
” where de white women at?”
Quebec Seagull
Vive le football... LIBRE!
Larry: "What do you mean, you accidentally f***ed [my ex-wife] Jeannie last night?!? Did she trip and fall down on your penis?"
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Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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I'm just nervous
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of time.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of time.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Alan Partridge:
How are we going to eat, and what floor’s the restaurant on? The answer is “The Chinese Way” and Level 42...
How are we going to eat, and what floor’s the restaurant on? The answer is “The Chinese Way” and Level 42...
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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"Not what it looks like
?! Not what it looks like?! It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else... "
"I'm getting a word....NONCE!"
?! Not what it looks like?! It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else... ""I'm getting a word....NONCE!"