“I think we're just out of Waldorfs”.
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[Humour] Best single line in Comedy
- Thread starter WATFORD zero
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- Oct 17, 2008
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Celery, apples, walnuts, grapes - in a mayonnaise sauce - now COME ON!
“And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.” - Monty Python
"Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!” - Belushi inspiring his frat in Animal House
"Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!” - Belushi inspiring his frat in Animal House
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
For someone called Manuel, you’re looking terribly ill.
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
clapham_gull
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Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome, properly policed it must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.
Same episode from the Major:
”No. No I won’t have that, there’s a place in Eastbourne”.
clapham_gull
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They’re only the band The Beatles could have been.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".
clapham_gull
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“Oh geez. Just put that anywhere, pal”.
From an obscure part of Groundhog Day, in tears watching it again. The clip’s been played in cafes when staff smash stuff.
From an obscure part of Groundhog Day, in tears watching it again. The clip’s been played in cafes when staff smash stuff.
5Ways Gull
È quello che è
Treat your kite like your woman.
What take it home to meet your mother?
No get inside her twice a day and take her to heaven and back
What take it home to meet your mother?
No get inside her twice a day and take her to heaven and back