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[Albion] THE SAINTS ARE COMING



attila

attila

1997 Club
Jul 17, 2003
2,266
South Central Southwick
THE SAINTS ARE COMING

‘Tis the day that glory beckoned
Three more points will take us second
All the logic says we’ve got ‘em
Saints are rotting at the bottom
Everything should be much calmer
Undefeated here at Falmer
Playing football slick and pretty
Beat United, Spurs and City
One thought courses all day long though-
What could possibly go wrong though?

Top six now a routine dinner
‘Gainst them all flamboyant winner
Bottom three à massive hurdle
Flowing football starts to curdle
Packed defence of dogged doggers
Bus is parked and crammed with cloggers
Pedro not one of their besties
So they’ll kick him in the testes
0-0 versus Throbbing Gristle
Timewasting till final whistle

Sorry, Saints, for this rendition
Based on fact, not superstition
Always been this way with Brighton
It’s the ‘lesser’ teams who frighten
I still marvel at our status
As the ‘big club’ plastics hate us
Fear and loathing in their bellies
Sitting shouting at their tellies
So to sum it up concisely
Three more points will do us nicely!
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,709
Faversham
 


Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,140
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Christ, Attila.
Still composing?
Let's hope it's true what you're supposing.
 


J

jrbha

Active member
Nov 18, 2021
154
Thought this was going to be a thread in reference to The Skids at first...
 








TugWilson

TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,856
Dorset
To hear from Attila one has to say
Always helps to make the day
With support like his and many more
There surely is no doubt to the score
So we`ll all rush off to another packed ground
Where screams of three nil shall resound
 






lawros left foot

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
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Jun 11, 2011
14,132
Worthing
Pompey call Southampton “scummers ”
Been like that for many a summer,
I don’t see them as quite that bad,
although many a time we haven’t had
the rub of the green
against their team.
I’m hoping for a change of luck,
and an unhappy trend our team to buck.
We find it hard to beat this lot,
Been that way since year dot.
But, tonight will be a different case, and intricate passes we will lace,
Through their defence, and towards their goal, to be rifled in by Joao Pedro.
 
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Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,140
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
attila said:
I shall be composing
until I'm decomposing :)
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I was going to put something like that in my ode, but didn't want to put a curse on you!
 




Peppermint Tea

Peppermint Tea

Well-known member
Aug 31, 2007
1,267
There was a young man called Russ
Who came to park the bus
But the Saints couldn’t compete
With Joao Pedro’s nimble feet
And they were thrashed without fuss
 


AK74

AK74

Bright-eyed. Bushy-tailed. GSOH.
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Jan 19, 2010
1,438
The Saints are already here.

I ran past three members of their coaching staff near Black Rock 90 minutes ago.
 


kojak

kojak

Well-known member
Jan 17, 2022
866
Remember them running amok in 1980 made the top of the floodlights

Got our own back in the Cup game a few years later

Fair play
 




Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
26,331
There is a team to the West,
who thought of themselves as the best,
The play offs they won,
against Leeds- so well done,
But now they prop up the rest
 


5

5Ways Gull

È quello che è
Feb 2, 2009
1,236
Fiveways, Brighton
kojak said:
Remember them running amok in 1980 made the top of the floodlights

Got our own back in the Cup game a few years later

Fair play
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Remember that, I was in the East Terrace. Spent the whole time worried about his trajectory if he slipped and fell. Could he possibly obliterate me and my dad.
 




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