[Albion] THE SAINTS ARE COMING

[attila]

THE SAINTS ARE COMING

‘Tis the day that glory beckoned
Three more points will take us second
All the logic says we’ve got ‘em
Saints are rotting at the bottom
Everything should be much calmer
Undefeated here at Falmer
Playing football slick and pretty
Beat United, Spurs and City
One thought courses all day long though-
What could possibly go wrong though?

Top six now a routine dinner
‘Gainst them all flamboyant winner
Bottom three à massive hurdle
Flowing football starts to curdle
Packed defence of dogged doggers
Bus is parked and crammed with cloggers
Pedro not one of their besties
So they’ll kick him in the testes
0-0 versus Throbbing Gristle
Timewasting till final whistle

Sorry, Saints, for this rendition
Based on fact, not superstition
Always been this way with Brighton
It’s the ‘lesser’ teams who frighten
I still marvel at our status
As the ‘big club’ plastics hate us
Fear and loathing in their bellies
Sitting shouting at their tellies
So to sum it up concisely
Three more points will do us nicely!

 

[AIT76]

Besties / testies

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

 

[Jack Straw]

Christ, Attila.
Still composing?
Let's hope it's true what you're supposing.

 

[jrbha]

Thought this was going to be a thread in reference to The Skids at first...

 

[attila]

Skids inspired the title, of course!

 

[attila]

Christ, Attila.
Still composing?
Let's hope it's true what you're supposing.

I shall be composing
until I'm decomposing

 

[TugWilson]

To hear from Attila one has to say
Always helps to make the day
With support like his and many more
There surely is no doubt to the score
So we`ll all rush off to another packed ground
Where screams of three nil shall resound

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

For three days I’m off
but I’ve got a cough
I’m going tonight
but I feel like shite
I shouldn’t drink but I’ll probably cave in
and have a few in Newhaven

 

[lawros left foot]

Pompey call Southampton “scummers ”
Been like that for many a summer,
I don’t see them as quite that bad,
although many a time we haven’t had
the rub of the green
against their team.
I’m hoping for a change of luck,
and an unhappy trend our team to buck.
We find it hard to beat this lot,
Been that way since year dot.
But, tonight will be a different case, and intricate passes we will lace,
Through their defence, and towards their goal, to be rifled in by Joao Pedro.

 

[Jack Straw]

I shall be composing
until I'm decomposing

I was going to put something like that in my ode, but didn't want to put a curse on you!

 

[Peppermint Tea]

There was a young man called Russ
Who came to park the bus
But the Saints couldn’t compete
With Joao Pedro’s nimble feet
And they were thrashed without fuss

 

[AK74]

The Saints are already here.

I ran past three members of their coaching staff near Black Rock 90 minutes ago.