The Clamp
Well-known member
So precious to you that you left it by a bin.Was it you, or did anyone see the 'person' that picked up my newly bought SEAGULLS calendar yesterday, (Man City game), which was against the wall, beside the bin at the bottom of the stairs to N1B, and made the decision not to hand it in to lost property?
Just to let you know, you have robbed a poor OAP. It took me weeks to save up for that calendar, and you think that it's OK to just walk out the stadium with it. I doubt if I will be able to save the money for a new one before the New Year.
Just do the right thing, and hand it in. Or put it back where you found it at the next home game.
If you don't, all I can say is that I hope it catches fire and burns your house (or cave) to the ground.
With you in it!
Ya thievin' gobshite!
Apologies. I hope you get it back and if not I will buy you one. Genuine offer. Happy to get you a replacement.