There are things - SUBJECTIVE things.
I can make a cup of tea - to MY taste, better than anyone else, professional or otherwise.
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[Misc] Everyday things you cannot do as well as professionals.
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I can make a cup of tea - to MY taste, better than anyone else, professional or otherwise.
Will be a bit like that survey that was done around the Olympics - people stating what sports they thought they could reach Olympic standard in if they had 3 years training or something. The results were laughably stupid.Begs a thread...'Things You Can Do as Well as the Professionals'
Gabbiano
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LANGDON SEAGULL
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Making a curry is never as good as getting one from the takeaway
Trimming my beard. I make a right hash of it. I leave it to my barber.
cheshunt seagull
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Repairing scratches on a car, even very small ones.
AmexRuislip
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Hair cuts.
My head always looks like an unshaved testicle if not cut properly
My head always looks like an unshaved testicle if not cut properly
AmexRuislip
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I very much doubt that.
You should see the 'professianals' in the Watford Atrium car park.
Charge an absolute fortune, resembling a child washing a car.
I've always done my own and wouldn't pay those gimps
Dun Lurkin
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Just tried to repair a rotten plank in my shed. Bugger of a job banging the nails in. Should I have used screws?
You don’t repair rotten wood. You bin it.
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Blow jobs.
Insel affe
HellBilly
You obviously have not seen the local window cleaning efforts around Lancing, a blind chimpanzee could do better, similar height and smell to be honest.
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Cordwainer
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S3x.
Apparently.
Apparently.
That's one of the few things I'm as good at as a pro (outside only).
Not as good: well pretty much everything else.
- Mar 23, 2023
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Pole dancing, and selling videos of myself on onlyfans
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
I beg to differ.
I made a Madras with Pilau rice yesterday and Mrs H said it was as good as a takeaway. Used this feller's recipe : https://www.mistyricardo.com/
I have to be honest, there's some bad news and there's some good news.Hair cuts.
My head always looks like an unshaved testicle if not cut properly
Actually, there is only bad news.
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Make sweet, sweet love.