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Herr Tubthumper

Herr Tubthumper

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Guinness Boy said:
Fashion: An atom that supports Nigel Farage
Southwick: A left handed wanker
Wheelie Bin: How the young Jonathan Ross asserted he'd attended school
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Customer asks waiter in Chinese restaurant “where’s your bin?”

Waiter: I bin to Hong Kong
Customer: No, where’s your bin?
Waiter: I bin to Hong Kong.
Customer: Where’s your wheelie bin?
Waiter: I wheelie bin to Hong Kong.
 














A1X

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Deepest, darkest Sussex
Country Park - what you say to someone who’s taking up more than one spot in the car park
 






Herr Tubthumper

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Goldstone1976 said:
La Donna e Mobile: the bird’s got a motorbike.
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I chatted up a girl in a bar last night. I asked to go back to hers but she said no, as she was on her menstrual cycle. I said no problem, I’ll follow on my Honda.
 








thedonkeycentrehalf

thedonkeycentrehalf

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Herr Tubthumper said:
I chatted up a girl in a bar last night. I asked to go back to hers but she said no, as she was on her menstrual cycle. I said no problem, I’ll follow on my Honda.
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You've not grasped the concept of the Uxbridge English Dictionary have you mate :kiss: ?
 






Herr Tubthumper

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